You can point to characters in Starwars as being a) The Messiah b) The Anti-Christ c) The Devil etc. "Big deal, the're only characters". Everything in Starwars, is happening right now. It's a prophetic story unfolded in 6 different episodes.
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Everything in Starwars, is happening right now Didn't you read the writing at the start? It ALREADY happened, a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
OK, that comes from a thread over on StarWars.com entitled "Homosexuality (and other discussions of sexual orientation)," and the thread is 188 bloody pages long!on StarWars.com about homosexuality? I mean, a thread about "40 year old virgins" I could understand, or a thread about "Leia vs. Padme, who do you wank to more often?" but a thread about homosexuality? I just don't get it, I thought all the gay guys were all watching 300 now... (Just saw that Saturday. I haven't seen that many six-packs since I was in the frat at University. Should have been called "Ode to a Grecian Ab.")
Here's your fortune:
Yeah! Luke is Jesus! With a lightsaber! And Darth Vader is... I dunno, Judas or something. With a lightsaber! In fact, all the bible characters get either lightsabers or blasters!
No, it's not. "Star Wars" is just a little story that George Lucas made up because he thought it would amuse people, and incidentally make him a lot of money. There's nothing prophetic about it. Not every work of fiction is a prophecy, or even connected to anything that's happening in the world today.
Having some experience in the world of Star Wars fandom, I can tell you that I have seen serious discussions about whether the stories are truly of interstellar origin, and just happened to plop down in George Lucas's backyard. In any sufficiently large group of people with a common interest, there are bound to be a few nutcases who take it a little too seriously.
Exactly which episode is happening right now? That was my first thought, too.
I'm sure this guy hasn't really thought this out. Star Wars has a messiah from an immaculate birth too...but, er, he marries, has kids, turns evil, and kills lots and lots of people.
To be honest, that would be totally awesome! Screw the rapture, I wanna see Jedi fighting in Iraq!
You know, all you really have to do to call yourself a Jedi Master is to get ordained at the ULC, but really, who is going to believe THIS?!
Everything in Starwars, is happening right now. Well, we do seem to have an evil elected official conspiring to turn a republic into a despotic police state. However, I haven't seen any interstellar, planet-destroying space stations, light-saber battles, or droid armies lately.
No, the Star Wars canon was stolen by George Lucas from Akira Kurosawa's samurai films made 30+ years before. Ever hear of The Hidden Fortress? (Not to mention how many westerns. It's almost embarassing to watch The Magnificent Seven and hear the dialog lifted directly
Besides, I don't see lightsabers, Jawas, the Millennium Falcon, Greedo, Chewie, hyperspace, the forest moon of Endor, Hoth or the Death Star on Main Street, USA so please just shut the F up.
I will agree that Jar Jar = The Anti-Christ.
It's a prophetic story unfolded in 6 different episodes
"Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens". "Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi". The buyout of Lucasfilm Ltd. by Disney.
Didn't see that coming, did ya?!
Least of all that scene in "SWVII".
There is a Wound in the Force. Rey or what your head looks like after it's gone all 'splody because Kylo Ren has force-probed your brain cell, your choice. [/"Scanners"]
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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