Here’s something that might help. For every stroke [when you masturbate] just think about a strip put on the back of Jesus for the sins you have done in life and should be getting. HUM. Bet that pressure will ease off then...!!! when you close your eyes and think the things you may be thinking about just start thinking about the blood running down the back of Jesus as the whip cut into his back.
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Whatever happened to the good old days, when we wanked to puppies and flowers?
"Here’s something that might help. For every stroke [when you masturbate] just think about a strip put on the back of Jesus for the sins you have done in life and should be getting. HUM. Bet that pressure will ease off then...!!! when you close your eyes and think the things you may be thinking about just start thinking about the blood running down the back of Jesus as the whip cut into his back."
Whatever turns you on, I guess. Pictures of Marilyn Monroe and Bettie Page are sufficient for my needs, thanks.
@Philbert McAdamia
"Whatever happened to the good old days, when we wanked to puppies and flowers?"
Ah, nostalgia ain't what it used to be!
What do you bet there's now an obscure imageboard catering to this sort of fetish - for the sole purpose of fundies with Blue Balls Syndrome, and requiring guilt-free fap material?!
Suddenly, the fundie lust for the Death Penalty makes all the more sense. This is the pinnacle of justice for them. It's not about who pays the price, just that it's paid. So if the person just so happens to be innocent, who cares? Justice was served, and blood was spilled to appease the debt.
But they whine about the alleged human sacrifice in other religions.
OMG!!!!! Fundie bondage porn! That's what REALLY gets you going, huh, GPickypick? *GPickypick wacking off to said fundie porn: "That's it! Take it! Take it like a man~!*....... asshole. You make th real Jesus (should he exist) very, very sad.
Mmmmm, bondage. Yes, I actually find some of that sort of thing quite a turn-on, but there are never any blokes (Jesus or otherwise) in my fantasies.
I prefer the "every time you masturbate God kills a kitten" method but whatever you prefer.
um, what if whips , blood and pain turn you on ?
just a thought.
“Here’s something that might help. For every stroke [when you masturbate] just think about a strip put on the back of Jesus for the sins you have done in life and should be getting.”
“HUM.”
“Bet that pressure will ease off then...!!!”
“when you close your eyes and think the things you may be thinking about just start thinking about the blood running down the back of Jesus as the whip cut into his back.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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