I'd bet that you don't believe in the Bible Code. I don't believe in the Bible Code too until I'd find my Birthday, Birthmonth and birth Year and my name in the Bible Code.
Anti-Christ is coming soon. Just a friendly Warning.
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LoneWolf, just shut the fuck up and stick to things that you actually know about, like severely butchering the English language, or fantasizing about orgies with Snow White and Minnie Mouse. Fucking 'tard
"Enough of this guy please."
Is there some rule that you can't keep submitting quotes from the same person? Who gives a shit that the same guy keeps getting quoted, it's not like it's the same quotes being used repeatedly. If it's new, then who cares if it's from the same person? Just look at how many times other's are quoted on here, Carico, SuperSport, Bro. Randy, AVwhateverthefuckhisnameis, just to name a few. I'm sick of this shit. "Enough of this guy", no, fuck you. Don't like it, vote against it or shut the fuck up.
"Enough of this guy please."
Is there some rule that you can't keep submitting quotes from the same person? Who gives a shit that the same guy keeps getting quoted, it's not like it's the same quotes being used repeatedly. If it's new, then who cares if it's from the same person? Just look at how many times other's are quoted on here, Carico, SuperSport, Bro. Randy, AVwhateverthefuckhisnameis, just to name a few. I'm sick of this shit. "Enough of this guy", no, fuck you. Don't like it, vote against it or shut the fuck up.
I agree with #637480/#637481. Though I would not have worded it quite like him/her(seriously man, anger management)I do find it slightly irritating that lately a lot of people have been leaving comments on LW1984's quotes saying "enough of this guy already". Umm, why? Just because it's from the same fundie? Like the other person has mentioned, think of all the quotes from Bro Randy and Carico on here. At least with LoneWolf, he'll make you laugh as where Randy or Carico make you want to smash your monitor.
You would probably be dead or get the mark of the beast on you right hand or your forehead.
I want mine to be purple, like Mace Windu's lightsaber.
{"Have you seen my lightsaber around? It's the one with 'bad motherf***er' written on it."}
You can "prove" ANYTHING with "Bible Code".
I bet I could "prove" that Jesus liked homosexual orgies involving baby bunny rabbits, if I cared to waste my time.
You know, I have too much time on my hands.
I actually used the Bible Code method on the closest book to my desk (The Long Goodbye, by Raymond Chandler) and came up with something resembling "prophecy," in that I found vague groupings of words that made vague sense. I found my name, too, but then again, the letters of my name are pretty damn common, and if you just count enough letters over, you'll probably find my name there.
Philip Marlowe is cooler than Jesus anyway.
@ 637480 & J-Hay: No there isn't a rule about fundies being posted time and again, but I think this guy is mentally deficient, it's like getting laughs at the expense of a handicapped person, imo.
Bible code? You mean spinning, trimming, and 'translating' obscure passages to make them fit what you want them to? I am quite sure I could find "LoneWolfe1984 is a dumbass" in this 'bible code' of yous.
LW said, in a rather long and relatively grammar-correct post, that he had or still has a serious physical condition, aside from a speech disorder and probably some kind of mental disorder if I'm to guess from his attrocious 'Art', so yeah I too think it's time to leave this guy alone.
"until I'd find my Birthday"
for someone who claims to have read a book as long and complicated as the bible, you sure managed to miss out on learning any of its grammar
What, the past tense is Satanic now?
EDIT @Sanity: Cool, Ceiling Cat is in there twice according to that site. All hail Ceiling Cat!
"I'd bet that you don't believe in the Bible Code. I don't believe in the Bible Code too until I'd find my Birthday, Birthmonth and birth Year and my name in the Bible Code."
You'd probably find your social security number and street address in any sufficiently large text. The "Bible Code" is bullshit.
"But I'd hear it from the Bible Coders said that tribulation starts in the 2012."
Pssst... they swiped 2012 from the Maya. Then again, what do you expect from a religion that was stolen almost entirely from other cultures?
"I'll be in Heaven."
No, you'll be posting drivel like this on the internet, same as always.
"You would probably be dead or get the mark of the beast on you right hand or your forehead."
Yeah, yeah.
"Anti-Christ is coming soon. Just a friendly Warning."
I seriously doubt it.
I believe you could find literally any 20-letter alphanumeric string with bible code. From AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA to 99999999999999999999.
EDIT: I looked at the website (biblecodewisdom.com), and it looks like it's not quite as cheatable as I thought, but there still is a load of stuff you can make. Like "God does not exist" (8 times) or "Hail Ceiling Cat" (once).
Humourously, the site gives you a rejection message if you try to search for FSM.
Regarding the alleged Bible codes, did you know that if you run Shakespeare's works or any other written document through the software programs used to find 'Bible codes,' you will find similar patterns to those found in the Bible?
Lone Wolf...
Ever wonder why you are Lone?
The end of the world has been expected and promised and designated since the middle of the 1800s. People have been giving their goods away, selling what they own, climbing mountains in high hope and expectation of the Rapture, only to come down again when the appointed time had passed and Jesus still hadn't come.
Talk to me in 2013 and tell me how wrong you have been.
Anti-Christ is coming soon. Just a friendly Warning.
How does he know about my sex life? Really, I should go posting over there just to fuck with his mind.
As far as the Bible code, I'm assuming he has fundie parents which would of given him a biblical name. And let me guess Psalms 84, Verse 5 and 11? (assuming his birthday was 5/11).
And 2012, was stolen from the Myans. When that goes past they'll start focusing on 2033 (exactly 2000 years after Jesus was crucified) after that it will be 2060 (Newtons predicted date). I'm sure there's a lot of other references they'll find in between those, but I'm positive we'll be listening to these rantings for the rest of our lives.
"The end of the world has been expected and promised and designated since the middle of the 1800s." -- Xotan
Actually, Christians have been predicting the End of the World since they first came into being. Check out http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl2.htm ; it lists 63 failed End-Times predictions from 30 AD to 2000 AD.
I'd bet that you don't believe in the Bible Code. I don't believe in the Bible Code too until I'd find my Birthday, Birthmonth and birth Year and my name in the Bible Code.
I've been on the fence regarding whether LW84 should be ignored.
On the one hand, pity the fool, but if he continues to give good material, why not? This is the first I heard of the bible code idea, so it's not incorrect to say I learned something [useless].
And anyone who issues "friendly Warnings" deserves to be dissected.
Is it my imagination, or is the language here a substantial improvement?
I checked out the Bible Code Wisdom site, and boy is it fun! There's all kinds of stuff in the Bible I had no idea was there! This would have made Sunday school so much more interesting. Apparently that God guy has a dirty mind. Did you know that the Bible says "breast" 103 times, "boobs" 22 times, "hooter" 86 times, and "tits" a full 10360 times. And I thought I liked 'em! That God guy is obsessed!
If I look hard enough, I could find a Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy code: "March 29, 1968, Worcester, Massachusetts." It true!! HHG2G Prophecy is true and it works! I just proved it!
The predictions of the bible code are obsolete anyhow, 'cause god had to do some bugfixing in this timeline.
He updated the predictions, though and sent the book of Ahab:http://cs.anu.edu.au/~bdm/codes/moby.html
*BZZZZZHT*
Does not compute.
Weird, I'd regard that as proof that the bible code is bollocks. I mean, if I can find literally anything I want in there, and I'd put money on being able to, then it seems at least probable that...
You know what? It's so much easier to call you an idiot.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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