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The earth may or may not be flat

But here is a simple secret I'll reveal

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The earth DOES NOT SPIN

If it did spin easterly as they say... Or as we say at the CIA...

Then ...

A plane going 500mph from NYC to LA would get there sooner as the earth is spinning towards the plane... 500mph plus the 1000mph spin would - well it's obvious

However a plane going to NY from LA @ same speed would not only get there later... It shouldn't get there at all as the spin speed is double the speed of the plane...

Moving the destination further away all the time...

I challenge anyone to disprove this

Also

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If spinning the spin would be faster the higher latitude or lower latitude you get and at the poles there'd be no spin

Finally my department here at Langley is indeed responsible for many flat earth infomation

Why?

We are testing reaction ... To disclosure of that truth

So far the statistical measure reveals that most aren't ready for that truth...

We were surprised by the polarized reaction by you, the lunatic leading edge fringe

If you guys won't by and large buy into the idea ... Then who would?

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