God started out as a spirit floating in the black emptiness of space. It must have been very lonely. I asked him once that if his spiritual being could be seen, how big it would be. He told me that if I could see his spiritual being, it would be about the size of the sun.
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Our God is hot,
"God started out as a spirit floating in the black emptiness of space."
If the omnipotent God was lonely, why didn't he simply create a sun-sized Ms. God. Humans seem such poor company for a lonely deity. I mean, humans are so unreliable. When a poor old deity least expects it another one stops believing.
"God started out as a spirit floating in the black emptiness of space. It must have been very lonely."
Which probably explains him being the capricious ego-monster cuntbag of a deity he's described as in the OT. It certainly describes him as you fundies portray him to a T.
"I asked him once that if his spiritual being could be seen, how big it would be. He told me that if I could see his spiritual being, it would be about the size of the sun."
Someone once claimed as you do. Her name was Joan of Arc. You remember what happened to her, don't you? Fortunately there's a name for people like you:
Schizophrenics.
Now here's a nice comfy jacket for you to wear, with such shiny buckles; with two nice men in white coats to help you put it on, then you can go on a nice little trip with them in a white van to a place which has a nice padded room just for you!
*Whispers to orderly *:
(I suggest 20 Mg Risperdal every eight hours, just to be on the safe side - this one's a doozy!)
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that imagery is just another thing christianity stole from pagan religions
"I asked him once that if his spiritual being could be seen, how big it would be. He told me that if I could see his spiritual being, it would be about the size of the sun"
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Therefore Princess Celestia is superior to God, eh? You said it, I didn't. [/smartflank]
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