[Re: Icelandic volcano eruption]
God has the people in a "time out" for their behavior.
They can be still in the airports and maybe some will come to know that HE IS GOD!
I am geographically challenged but I wondered if Israel could use this situation for their benefit?
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Because there have never been any volcanic eruptions before. Wait...
Nah, you know what? Loki's just having a little fun.
"God has the people in a "time out" for their behavior."
Are you insane?
"They can be still in the airports and maybe some will come to know that HE IS GOD!"
Yeah. Nothing brings people to Gawd like being stuck somewhere you don't want to be and can't get out of. I wonder if this is why Christians insist you have to go to church?
"I am geographically challenged but I wondered if Israel could use this situation for their benefit?"
Geography isn't the only thing you're challenged in.
Israel could bomb Iran because a volcano exploded in Iceland?
Sounds plausible. The U.S. did invade Iraq because of weapons of mass destruction that didn't exist, after all.
I wonder if you are geographically challenged because God has a "time out" on your brain? In any case, there is so much geographical reference material widely available that it doesn't matter how much you know about geography as it's so easy to look-up. So why don't you look-up the information you want and then see if your wondering can be turned into a reasoned opinion?
"They can be still in the airports and maybe some will come to know that HE IS GOD!"
Possibly, though I doubt many people in airports will be thinking along the trumpet fanfare, clean underpants, hovering in line for the servile clasp, then whooshing off to an entrance hall to a mansion lines.
Oh, yes, you are geographically challenged. I don't think the ash cloud got as far southeast as to Israel. It's almost like New York and Rio de Janeiro, or something.
If any god was active in Iceland, it's probably Odin wanting his followers back.
I read a funny story (might have been here somewhere):
LOL at 'geographically challenged'.
You're on the INTERNET you doofus. Google maps is at your fingertips, a couple of clicks away. as is a myriad of other maps. Before spouting stupidities why not check where Israel and Iceland are in relation to each other, hmm? You're just letting yourself down really badly as it is.
If Israel could use this situation to their benefit, then it is truly God's chosen nation. As it stands, however, you're just full of shit. The fact that you don't even have a clue where Israel actually is show how ludicrously unqualified you are to give an opinion on matters relating to the Middle East or the Bible (since a basic reading of the books of Exodus through to Joshua, combined with a little bit of secondary reading, would give you at least a rough idea of where Israel is).
"I am geographically challenged"
Are you sure you're not challenged in other ways as well, my dear? :)
Ok, seriously, I know most of you fundies are not exactly the brightest crayons in the box, but if you honestly fucking think that Iceland is located in the Middle-East, then there's something seriously wrong with you.
> I am geographically challenged
Very much so...
> but I wondered if Israel could use this situation for their benefit?
Oh sure, the dust cloud (at least indirectly) affected a huge geographical area. The problem with severe natural disasters is that the other guys can always use the situation for their benefit too. Especially if you're among the indirectly affected.
In other words: If you're in Brazil and think the volcanic eruption means it creates a good opportunity to invade the North Pole, then beware! For the Australians might decide that their hour for the great Arctic invasion has come! Is this such a good hour after all?
(And a random illustration: volcanic ash fucks up your fighter plane engines no matter which country you're in. Granted, this was in the country that was directly affected by the cloud...)
Oh, and a side question: Why did this volcanic eruption bring forth some conspiracy theorists who are even more confused than most 9/11 theorists?
"They can be still in the airports and maybe some will come to know that HE IS GOD!"
And I'm willing to bet that most of them will just realize that a volcano is a part of nature and shit happens. I don't think that mostly- atheistic Europe will turn to Jesus all of a sudden just because of a volcano eruption. It's not like this is the first one that's ever happened. It's not like there was a huge wave of Christianity that occurred in Asia after the 2004 tsunami.
But what do I know, I live in the real world.
Honey, if you don't know where Israel is in relation to Iceland and Europe, you really, really just need to STFU and GTFO.
Furthermore, NOT everything in the fucking world revolves around fucking Israel.
This is totally conclusive proof that evolution is NOT real. The fundies are correct. I did NOT come from the same ancestors of this complete blithering idiot. No way, no how, not in this life, not in any life. There is not enough beer in bavaria for me to get this stupid.
"...I am geographically challenged ..."
==== In other words you are ignorant, and too lazy to do anything about it, such as going to night school or reading even in Wikipedia.
"I am geographically challenged"
Geography clearly not on your hoemskuling curriculum, Cindy. And as for the so-called 'God' you worship, seems he doesn't know shit about his own 'creation' neither.
'Getting attacked is the only way Americans learn about world geography.'
-Jon Stewart, "The Daily Show"
I've said it before, but it bears repeating: Americentricism. It should be illegal.
Sorry the ash cloud has many more miles to go.
@Rumpshaker Slim
Someone pointed out that Temper tantrums do not convert.
""I am geographically challenged but I wondered if Israel could use this situation for their benefit?""
Yeah, Iceland is really all that keeps Israel from invading and taking over Iran. Bloody Vikings.
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