You'd better watch out, you heathen atheist socialists! God's watching every move you make.
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"God's watching me do number two? Aww, man, I'm a sinner and God's a pervert."
-as quoted by Chris Griffin from "Family Guy"
If there's a God, I think he'd prefer socialism to fundie ignorance.
Also, this is why I don't like the doctrine of an "all-seeing" god...
He is? Could read the sign I put up for him? It says,
"If you're reading this, you're not doing your job"
God is watching me post snarky comments on FSTDT!? Why? Hasn't he got anything better ot do. You'd think an omnipotent being would have something exciting he could do with his time, that said maybe he's so powerful he's just bored. Shall I do some nice atheist socialist things like go re-read my copy of The Communist Manifesto or go on strike or something? Would God be interested in that - maybe it means he could smite me for the "sin" of socialism?
“You'd better watch out, you heathen atheist socialists!”
Atheist.
Socialist? Weird how socialism is BAD until Trump’s behavior bankrupts an entire demographic of farmers, small businessmen, or whatever’s next.
“God's watching every move you make.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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