“Let me explain it real sloooooooooooooooooowly:”
Oh, goodie. Talk down to me, that makes me respect your opinion.
“1. YOU ARE GONNA DIE!!!!!! Surprise!”
Are you sure? I mean, i haven’t died once, my whole life. I could be immortal.
Of course, the preponderance of evidence shows that humans are not immortal, but that’s dependingon, you know, evidence.
“2. When you die, God will judge you.”
I see no evidence that makes me believe that.
“3. If you don't believe in Him, God will send you to Hell.”
Also if you do believe in him, but not quite the right way.
Or if you believe in him, and in the right way, but believe the wrong things about whether it’s faith or works.
“This. is. not. complicated.”
No. Neither are most ethnic jokes.
“Does anyone spot any gaping holes in my logic here?”
I don’t share your premise.
“I thought not.”
You thunk wrong.
“So, given the inescapable logic of the situation:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BURN???”
your inescapable logic is builded on a myth, far as i can tell.
Your conclusion is therefore along the lines of dividing by zero.
“Please Please Please just hear this and come to Jesus right now.”
Doesn’t workt hat way.
“I beg you.”
Can’t help you.
“You might not have much time left.”
I can’t help but think that an omniscient god would be able to make his existence known in a manner that would be convincing, and not depend on nothing but obnoxious people making threats.
