Evolutionists and Atheists: If our creator - God did not give our bodies the ability to heal?
and our blood the ability to congeal, then how could any person every survive surgery??? Without God's aiding assistance, we would all bleed to death.
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"God did not give our bodies the ability to heal?"
Small wounds do, there is stuff in blood to shut the wound. Platelets, to be exact.
"how could any person every survive surgery???"
Ask your surgeon.
"Without God's aiding assistance, we would all bleed to death."
Nah, that's doctor/nurse earning his/her pay.
We as a species evolved to have platelets, just like most species on the planet.
Next silly question from you, please.
Mmm, yes, Truth Seeker John 8:32, because God, in his infinite ability, heals amputees.
Yeah cause it's not like blood contains microscopic particles that scientists have found causes it to clot...
Which in addition can be disabled with simple blood thinners such as leeches, aspirin, vinegar...
WITH ASPIRIN AND IRON CHARIOTS GOD WILL BE OUR BITCH!
"Evolutionists and Atheists: If our creator - God did not give our bodies the ability to heal? "
Yes? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were finished what with putting a question mark arbitrarily in the middle of a sentence and all.
"and our blood the ability to congeal, then how could any person every survive surgery???"
Gawd didn't do it.
"Without God's aiding assistance, we would all bleed to death."
You're, how shall I put this... stupid, aren't you?
Actually we can't really PROVE that platelets cause blood to clot. It may really, really look like it, but maybe it's
God making the blood clot, and he just makes it look like the platelets are doing it to test our faith, kind of like fossils or light from far-off galaxies. I mean we atheists can't absolutely PROVE that this isn't what's really happening, so we should probably teach this theory in schools (at least in Kansas).
"Why didn't God arrange for blood to reach your brain?"
LOL. And speaking of blood clots, it's the reason why we have ischemic strokes which can block blood flow to the brain. Blood clots solve one problem (bleeding to death) by introducing another (artery/vessel blockages). Intelligently designed? Looks more like design compromise.
"how could any person every survive surgery??? Without God's aiding assistance, we would all bleed to death."
That's why you must always make sure your surgeon is a good christian.
If we were intelligently designed, why didn't god give us the ability to instanteneuously coat our skin in some sort of steel armor or a healing factor which would prevent this sort of thing.
What? Me? An X-men fan? How could you tell?
“Evolutionists and Atheists: If our creator - God did not give our bodies the ability to heal?”
I’m an atheist. I don’t think any gods gave us any fucking thing, no.
“and our blood the ability to congeal,”
Is it really an ability? Or is that the chemical reaction to certain conditions?
Like, does water have ‘the ability’ to evaporate?
“then how could any person every survive surgery???”
You want to go out and come in again? Start over?
If our blood can congeal, and God had nothing to do with it, we’d be living in the world we live in right no. You’re making no sense.
"Without God's aiding assistance, we would all bleed to death.”
You start with the assumption that god did NOT give us healing, then conclude that ONLY GOD could make us heal.
Go have a lie down, you’re talking crazy shit.
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