This notion of "expanding" marriage is dangerous. Think of it as restraining a serial killer. Today its "well lets just expand marriage to cover gays", in other words lets remove the handcuffs, at least we restrain him by the feet. Before long people will be making excuses to the let the serial killer, and they do. And then he kills everyone. Think about it. Where does it stop? someone answer me that.
52 comments
You mean people who want to marry are like serial killers? If they can do it once, they'll do it over and over again? At least until they marry everybody?
Why isn't the government doing something about this epidemic of serial marriers? People's single lifestyles are being threatened. We have to stop these people.
{ Before long people will be making excuses to the let the serial killer, and they do. And then he kills everyone. Think about it. Where does it stop? }
Hey - is this about Huckabee letting his serial rapist go?
Latest news reports indicate that a roving band of fashionably dressed, married gay men has begun a murderous killing spree in Canada, where gay marriage was legalized recently. Police officials here suspect that the married gays are responsible for over 1,000 murders over the past year. Constable Eugene Englebert states, "For a while now we suspected something was up. People began turning up dead in predominately gay communities. Bodies turning up near gay bath houses and porn shops with peep show booths containing so called 'Glory Holes.' " Psychologists are unsure why it only appears that MARRIED gay males are the culprits. Englebert theorizes, "Well, if you ask me, getting your ass pounded every night is going to do something to you. After all, it's just not natural."
"Before long people will be making excuses to the let the serial killer, and they do. And then he kills everyone. Think about it."
Finding Jesus in prison to get parole, anyone?
This is so stupid as to be beneath all possibility of contempt. If this were the general level of thought in America I would be weeping for that country. I believe, happily, it is only a crazy minority, that somehow missed being locked up for their own safety, that are at this level.
Marriage kills now?, that's one of the worst slippery slopes of the time. Mind you, we have been liberating the psycho long ago, d'you know?. When we made polygamy illegal, when women were considered equal to men in marriage, when anti-mixed marriage laws were abolished..............
Aw c'mon guys. He's obviously a young man wasting his time on NationStates trying to pwn his other friends on the site, who thinks he's edumacated (cuz I be in colej, y'all), and really has no clue just how fucking dumb he sounds. Give him a break.
(Right along the skull, yep, that's a good place for a break... got the cluebat ready?)
I say as long as there human being then let them marry how we stop it there I think we can all agree to that .
But just to clarify it for you fundies.We can perhap pass a law that forbidding any human being from marrying any and all animate objects ,EI. cars toaster ovens houses . We can also forbid intra species marriages .no one marry ever marry for any reason a pets farm animals wild or other wise.And finally human beings can not for any reason purpose be granted or allowed to marry any minerals , rocks asteroids mnons planetoids comets and or planets .I'm sure if you fundies aged to this and need this clarification for your regous porpuses and peice of mind I don't think their be problem with it ,,
Where does it stop?
Where does what stop?
"Where does it stop? someone answer me that."
Start eating food again, and assuming you haven't permanently damaged your brain, the demons will go away.
This notion of "expanding" marriage is dangerous. Think of it as restraining a serial killer. Today its "well lets just expand marriage to cover interracial couples", in other words lets remove the handcuffs, at least we restrain him by the feet. Before long people will be making excuses to the let the serial killer, and they do. And then he kills everyone. Think about it. Where does it stop? someone answer me that.
Yeah, expanding marriage to include Asians marrying whites, or blacks marrying whites, just think where that would lead!
FOAD. Murder is illegal, you fucking twit.
Ok...so I fuck animals, marry my family, fuck little children, and NOW I am a serial killer too!
I am such an EVIL person...and here I thought I just wanted to marry my boyfirend and live a better life!
I didn't know that marriage kills people. Couldn't someone have clued me in on that fact before I got married?
All consenting adults should be able to marry the person they love.
Not adult - no marriage.
Not consenting - no marriage.
End of story.
"Where does it stop? someone answer me that."
With all parties, being of the age of majority, entering into marriage through informed consent.
Beyond that, I don't much care who or how.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.