On a Russian website I remember reading that priests did an experiement. Placebo. They gave a homosexual some type of fake pill. The homosexual thought it was SO REAL and the cure ACTUALLY EXISTED that they healed themselves. Therefore, they became heterosexual. However, the person was later arrested.
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Sure. You can totally believe everything you read on the internet.
It's actually my understanding that since the fall of communism, the Russian press has become like the Weekly World News.
However, the person was later arrested...
For??? I'm guessing... having gay sex in a public bathroom???
[citation still needed]
lol
Therefore, they became heterosexual. However, the person was later arrested.
Oh, this is SO true. I heard it from a friend of a guy my cousin knows. One of them started liking women so much he went out of control and raped damn near all of them that's what he was arrested for. And he had black widows in his hair and when the cop car drove away -- there - on the door handle --- was ----
---- A HOOK!!! Corvette!
None of that makes any fucking sense at all. If the "cure" was fake, why was the guy suddenly straight? What disease exists, the cure for which induces heterosexuality as a side-effect? What was he arrested for?
Learn how to tell a damn story.
What your saying is that we are all a teaspoon of sugar away from being attracted to any damn thing.
Fuck, going diet soda from now on.
Oh, for fuck's sake, that's why it's called the Placebo Effect, jackass! If you have someone who feels like they are an evil, sinful being just for liking their own gender, and you give them a sugar pill, but tell them it's a Gay Cure, chances are they will think they're straight (at least for a while).
So, let me get this straight.
Confused?
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