"Pastors should be starting the process of church discipline on any member who goes to see 50 Shades of Grey."
So the fundies are already making the parody porn version first before the actual porn industry does! (*KA-BLAMMO!*)
...oh knackers, there goes another Irony Meter. >:(
OR:
"Pastors should be starting the process of church discipline on any member who goes to see 50 Shades of Grey."
'Kinky...!'
-Hedy... er, I mean Hedley Lamarr (Harvey Korman), "Blazing Saddles"
OR:
"Pastors should be starting the process of church discipline on any member who goes to see 50 Shades of Grey."
...and what, pray tell, will you be using to instil that 'discipline': Whips, riding crops, paddles, cat o'nine tails...?!
OR:
"Pastors should be starting the process of church discipline on any member who goes to see 50 Shades of Grey."
(*Switches to full Finbarr Saunders mode*)
'OO-ER! FNARR-FNARR! KYUK-KYUK! WOORGH-WOORGH! AG-AG-AG! EH?!' X3
Moral: 'Discipline' in church, eh? You dirty bugger, Timmy Pukeman!
