ConcernedNeighbor #racist niggermania.net

Okay,

Well I had a really bad day at work today because of a nigger.

I went to the bathroom to take a leak in a urinal as I have for as long as I can remember and while peeing I become aware of water on my left foot. Turns out in the stall next to the urinal a nigger who holds an MBA (from Benedict University) missed the commode by no less than 2' and ultimately peed on my left shoe!

I shouted, "What the fuck. You are peeing on my foot?" The answer I got was, "Oh, sorry man it was an accident. I didn't know it was you." I responded, "What does it matter who I am, I peed on my god damned fucking shoe!"

Nigger: "It was a mistake. Sorry man. Let me get you some paper towels."

Okay, so I leave work and throw my shoes in a plastic bag and go shoe shopping in just socks to Kohl's. A number of people are looking at me like "WTF."

I am wearing a shirt and tie and get to the checkout and the lady gave me this funny look. I responded, "it's a long story why I don't have shoes but let's just say I was peeing and someone in an adjacent stall peed on my foot. Followed by a "I left my Kohl's VIP card at home. Anyway, somehow the cashier gave me a 30% discount... I left with new shoes.

Anyway, so we are in a meeting and I show up late. The nigger is in the meeting, too. Folks ask why I am late, and I responded, "I had to get new shoes."

Everyone looks at me. What happened? Me: "Ronald, why don't you tell everyone what happened to my shoes." Okay, so I tell everyone what happened, and it was funny because the conference table suddenly had people sitting further away from Ronald!

Later I get called into HR, and they want to ask me about my anger issues. I explain I have no anger or I would have smashed Ronald's face in, but I didn't. Then they said that someone told on me for "hurting Ronald's feelings" and that it could even have a career impact on him since other folks were in there. I responded, "Good, but he has no feelings to hurt." She then said, "well we don't want any trouble and while we investigate, we are suspending you with pay until Monday. Don't make a big deal out of nothing!

I responded, "How about suspending Ronald for assaulting me by peeing on my shoe. He was probably high or drunk." To which I got, "there is no evidence of this, but we don't want any legal action from Ronald, so you will have to tone it down." Then the HR nigger princess gave me and my boss paperwork to sign.

I asked my boss to meet me outside in 15 minutes because I am going home early. On my way out, I tied the shoe laces together and wrapped the shoes over the HR nigger princesses door knob. In her own words, "it's no big deal" - we will see.

I walked out pissed. My boss followed me and said, "I have nothing to do with it. Just enjoy the weekend and don't worry about it. He said he would have not handled it as diplomatically as I did." Then about 6 PM I get a ring on the door and my boss is standing there. I am thinking... he probably came out to tell they fired me, but that wasn't it.

He just picked up dinner for my girlfriend, he and I. He told me how the reason none of our products are being brought to market is the nigger managers over them etc. I always thought he was a niggermaniac, but now I know. Anyway, he told me that he spoke with our VP or Product Development who feels the same way, and that they are taking care of everything as best they could, but there are now going to be some changes I am not going to like, but it is out of his control...

He explained that he is also no longer going to be my boss as of Monday that I am being moved to another floor in another department and am off the project I worked on for the last three years, but I won't work anywhere near Ronald. My parking spot i also in a different parking garage, and that this change has taken place because "Ronald doesn't feel safe at work." The HR lady is also mad, and I shouldn't have left my shoes on her door knob that it was "degrading to black folks" and she wasn't touching them... They offered to get the janitor, but she wouldn't allow that because he is well black. Had to have a white maintenance man remove my shoes!

I responded, "it is great that I keep my job, my pay, and my benefits because my family needs that, but really it should be Ronald who has contributed NOTHING who should be moved or relocated." He just nodded and said, "you can still come and drink with us all. Drinks are on us, Friday."

Fact is I work with really great people who went to bat for me, but I didn't do a damned thing wrong but make Ronald explain in a meeting that he peed on my shoes, but now I am the villain for doing that!

I have been here 14 years, yet Ronald has been here less than one (1) year and is still on probation, yet nothing happens to his nigger ass for peeing on my shoe, yet I am taken off MY project.

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