"It won't be long until we are not allowed to say "Christmas" in public. Brace yourselves!"
Paranoid and whiny. I can't speak for other atheists but I have no desire whatsoever to restrict your freedom of expression.
"Lately I have been practicing saying, "Merry Mas everyone!" so it won't shock me too badly."
When you say this in public, how do other people react? Just curious.
"Sounds festive, doesn't it?"
It actually sounds like you're a neurotic, mistrustful nutcase who needs immediate psychiatric help for your paranoid delusions.
"Before long we'll be putting up the Mas tree and singing Mas carols."
Once again, please show us your evidence for the existence of this secret plot to destroy Christmas. Who is orchestrating this conspiracy? Why would they be doing this? You are making some wild allegations which you haven't yet supported with any evidence.
" (Of course all the Christmas songs we know and love will soon have to be converted... "I'm dreaming of a white Mas")
The good news is that as we continue to push God out of our lives, both publicly and privately, He will never leave us "but His arm is stretched out still"."
Give me a break, Santa. Christmas wasn't even conceived as a Christian holiday. Show me where it's mentioned in your Bible... you aren't going to be able to do it. You also aren't going to be able to show us any proof for this secret conspiracy you've been yakking about. So just stop ranting and ask your doctor if Paxil is right for you.
