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I think the American Church needs more women's conferences.
...where all the speakers are men. Teaching responsibilities were given to men.
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YES. Absolutely. If there's one thing women need, it's to have men speaking for them, and making decisions on their behalf, more often. I'm sure they'd be happy for a break from all this unlimited self-agency they've been forced to endure throughout human history.
(No, the irony of a man making this sarcastic statement is not lost on me, but I hope the women here will forgive my speaking for them in this case.)
Why stop there? Why not have all the attendees be men as well? Then when you get home you can tell the women the decisions you wise, manly men made about them, and they can thank you and flutter their eyelashes.
or call you names and throw you our of the house, which is far more likely.
What do you mean by the "American Church"?
Even if a woman is an expert on the subject? Even if the woman is the one that did the research? See, I'd rather ask the person who knows best. I don't care if that person is female, gay, or even fundamentalist Christian. By putting arbitrary restriction on people just because of the shape of their genitals you are unnecessarily undercutting your knowledge base. Not that I thought knowledge was important to fundies, but it's one of the reasons why, despite your dogged determination and political advantages, you haven't "taken back the country for Jesus". Not to mention that it also chases people away from your religion.
@ Fifth Dentist
You know, the church that speaks for all of America and what it should stand stand for. You know, the specific one that any given fundie goes to because all of the other churches are controlled by satanic feminist-liberals.
Wouldn't matter. Men or women, both sound like morons when telling others what to think. Still, the fact that the number of women in Christian denominations are dropping is very instructive. Maybe when Christianity is reduced to ten guys and a dog, the male teachers will want to revisit this issue.
Dookieman's idea is the equivalent of a "Fortune 500 Business Conference" that allows only mentally insane old homeless guys with long beards who ramble about the upcoming Space Hamster Invasion.
Shouldn't a conference about a certain group of people have the input of those very people? In their quest for "Dominance For Funsies", these guys will stoop to anything counterproductive.
Okay then!....
...where all the speakers are LeVeyan Satanists. Teaching responsibilities to Christian churches were given to the Church of Satan.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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