It makes so much more sense than apes breeding humans and humans evolving into an entirely new species. But since atheists live in a fantasy world, they can't see how irrational that is and they are the last people to talk about what's rational and what is't. Their beliefs aren't even in the rhealm of reality.
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Oh, yes, and an all powerfull Sky-Fairy that poofed everything into existence (out of boredom?) makes perfect sense.[sarcasm meter explodes]
Yeah, the magical sky daddy who created the world, took a day off, punished his kids and their descendents for trying to gain a little wisdom and free will, committed countless acts of murder, pettiness, betrayal, and genocide, and then let his own son die because otherwise he wouldn't forgive humanity for their sins (explain to me, again, how that makes sense; even when I was a good little Catholic boy, it hurt to think about it), and then disappeared for two thousand years, makes so much more sense than anything us crazy athiests say.
For the last time fundies, a semi-modern Human didn't just pop out of an Ape one day and the Human race was formed. You might as well claim that a Beagle popped out of a Wolf one day and Beagles were born. It's insanely illogical and evolution doesn't remotely try to claim that. Humanity's direct ancestors were not Apes, they walked upright, and they looked far more like us than Apes. So, you're absolutely right on that point, but you fail horribly when you try to claim that evolution thinks that way.
<<But since atheists live in a fantasy world, they can't see how irrational that is and they are the last people to talk about what's rational and what is't. Their beliefs aren't even in the rhealm of reality>>
Why do fundies never seem to catch on that YES, the idea of apes breeding humans is stupid. Nobody who believes in evolution even CLAIMS such a thing. It's always fundies that do, and it's completely WRONG :P
But since atheists live in a fantasy world, they can't see how irrational that is and they are the last people to talk about what's rational and what is't.
Carico and other fundie asshats keep repeating the lie about apes giving birth to humans precisely because it's so wrong. They can't argue effectively against evolution using the facts, so they have to invent their own arguments. Gawd forbid they actually study evolution, that's the work of the Debbil, you know. If a fundie actually began to understand the ToE, it would be like taking an elevator straight to Hell.
Their beliefs aren't even in the rhealm of reality.
Raaaark, raaaark, Carico wanna cracker, Carico wanna cracker, raaaark.image
Carico is a stupid little bitch, and I kind of want to backhand her.
We all think it, some of you are just hiding behind your eloquence.
I don't have that problem.
Apes breed humans only in the sense that humans ARE a species of apes. And as such, they can only reproduce with others of their own species and can only give birth to a slightly modified variation of their own species, which over vast amounts of time can build up to the point where two populations can no longer interbreed, at which point they are considered DIFFERENT SPECIES, you dolt.
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