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(Jesus FREAK strikes again ! )

What are the two consequences of the view that humans are only highly-evolved animals?

Answer : 1. You WILL go to hell.

2. You WILL not go to heaven.

3.You WILL deserve every moment in hell.

4. I WILL be sure to watch every evolutionist down there from up there. GOD will grant me the knowledge of who is who. =)

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old comment by Rebellious Scot

*Yawn* Also crappy poem, it rhymes the point isn't put across well. You don't use any language techniques, it's rather juvenile in fact. Hmm right lets point out all these flaws.

Denying reality is not a good thing to do.
For Jesus himself decided to give his life for you.
Rebellion will lead you to hell.
That I can tell.
For you will eternaly cry boo-hoo.

First a poem doesn't always need to rhyme and since you obviously believe this, that's some major fail. Rebellion will lead to hell, man no emotion in this. Seriously I've seen better work by other Christians and you have no emotions, plus you come across as condencending. So really it's bs. Now, if you wanna stay, I'll write a poem from my side ;).

old comment by Beeblebrox

How can you think we come from animals? How can evolution explains such things as playing? Animals never play. Animals never stay with the same mate. Animals never pray to God. Id like to see you answer those arguments: =)

Humans are a part of the Animal Kingdom in the field of Biology. The appropriateness of our classification as Animals is easy to confirm once you realize that Humans can be considered neither Vegetable nor Mineral. I guess you've never sat and watched kittens and puppies. They do almost nothing but play when they're not engaged in learning how to be a dog/cat. Penguins and several other animals mate for life. Feel free to use Google to confirm my statement. Animals don't pray to Jehovah, but they don't register to vote either. What point did you think you were trying to make here?

old comment by Jesus FREAK (THE REAL ONE!)

How darew you mock someone who speaks the truth! I have a poem for you all!

For the evolutionist man feels so much pride
Satan giggles in pure delight
For all those who won't listen to the LORD
They will soon join the hellish crowd

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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My name is who?
My name is what?
My name is ricka ricka slim TATEy!!!!!! (The scales back! This gets a 7/10 on the tater scale! YAY!!! but not for OP!)

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