Hitler is a descendent of Darwin. Works for me.
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Darwin was born in 1809 and died in 1882. Hitler was born in 1889, to Alois Hitler, who was born in 1837. Since he married, what a coincidence, in the very same date, to his cousin, after being ill for his travels around the world, it's impossible, and I insist, it's impossible, that he may have fathered any member of Hitler's family. That works for me too.
"The undermining of the existence of human culture by the destruction of its bearer seems in the eyes of a folkish philosophy the most execrable crime. Anyone who dares to lay hands on the highest image of the Lord commits sacrilege against the benevolent Creator of this miracle and contributes to the expulsion from paradise." (Hitler 1943, 383)
Thanks, Coadie, you have clearly telegraphed the standard for diserning the truth which is employed at CARM. If it "works for me" then it must be true. Or in other words truth is what makes me happy.
Facts, be damned. make me happy!
God, I wished I knew how to live in their happy little yellow submarine world. I just keep being pestered by reality and facts and other annoyances. Shit!
If you really want to find a decendant for Hitler ( Philiscophically ) It's only ALL of the leaders of the Republican party now and most from the last thirty years.
C'mon you Conservatives, explain the difference.
Wow, what a stellar argument! Clearly this means Jehovah created the world in 6 days, 6000 years ago, and a talking snake convinced the only humans to eat an apple, bringing sin into the world eventually leading to the almost complete extinction of all life by a giant flood.
It all makes sense!
well, thats a WTF moment. 6 words with both Hitler and Darwin.
who works for you ? hitler or darwin ? I thought they were both dead.
EEEKKKKKK!! Zombie Hitler walks the Earth !!
or not .
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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