TheKingfish82 #conspiracy abcnews.go.com

Ok ok... so the laws of physics were temporarily suspended for a day while jet fuel burning less than half the necessary temperature brings down three steel buildings on 9/11 all at free fall speed, and the cavemen accused have managed to avoid indictment by a grand jury for 8 years and counting. A lone gunman conveniently is shot after his last words "I'm just a patsy," and Kennedy's policies against the Federal Reserve and Vietnam War were suddenly reversed by coincidence. And fluoride, mercury, corn syrup are all good for us! Thanks ABC I'm so glad you could finally clear it all up for me,,, I'm just sick!! I'm gonna go suck down some more rat poisoned water, oops I mean fluoridated water!

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