[RageFuel] College party vlogs
Seriously, watching shit like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuaIVVM-cjc is complete fucking suicide fuel.
I don't even know why I'm doing this to myself. This is the life of all other normies, chads, stacies, etc in college, while we shitpost on here. Just fucking lol.
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Sorry to break the news to you, but the activities shown in that video was a small, phenomenally stupid group of "students." I worked on a college campus for 20 years and this nonsense was limited to a very small percentage of fools who should never have been admitted in the first place. Most students, even in the Greek system, are there to study. With increased awareness of the dangers, rational students are not participating in the "get drunk for the sake of getting drunk, and maybe end up in the hospital or dead" stereotype of Animal House . Even those who try it once find it's not all that much fun and decide there are better ways to spend their time. The ones who think that's the entire college experience are gone by their sophomore year, because they can't keep their grades up.
However, if you actually want to experience some of that activity, assuming you're in college, all you have to do is spread the word that there will be free beer at your house on Saturday night. You'll be invaded by chads and stacies, most of whom will already be drunk, who will destroy your property, cause your neighbors to call the cops, and probably end with you being cited for providing alcohol to minors. Great fun for everybody!!
FFS, quit worrying about what other people are doing and focus on yourself. Nobody in real life is out partying 24 hours a day, and those who are partying all the time are usually the shallow types anyway.
Someone with the screename 'whogivesafucc' actually watching that video.
The fact you've destroyed your right to have that appellation by doing so is the least of your problems.
I don't even know why I'm doing this to myself
Thinking the way you manbabies do? When there's a simple solution: Grow Up. Lol.
"I don't even know why I'm doing this to myself..."
You mind if I give you some hack psychology reason?
You keep watching it because you want that lifestyle. You think that attending wild parties will get you to bed with the "Stacy" you want.
But...
Like what Churchy LaFemme said, these parties are not as commonplace as you think. Most students want to learn and earn their degree since they (or their parents) spent to much money to get them to attend. Usually only the exceptionally wealthy or stupid will not take college seriously and blow it.
@Niam2023
Shit still happens if you know where and when to knock, just keep your wits about you and your booze as your friend and you`ll find it :D
Unlike most here I know how those parties can allure to the uninitiated. Just don`t let it go to your head, I tried to recreate my best ever new year`s party which I had at 17 for years and years and the time and effort I spent to recreate the idea of my 17 year old self drunk to the full while my bud is flying high in the bathtub and another guy talks about how he always loved the pope, no seriously, with tears, really, would be far better spent on actually taking care of uni proper. Trust me, after you pass the teens it will never come back, just buck the fuck up and move on. Tough but it`s the only way. On the flip side, the life`s just begining for you, so enjoy. I myself did not meet my hubby till well after I ended my partying years.
"I don't even know why I'm doing this to myself."
Because you like torturing yourself, then blaming it on everybody else.
"Just fucking lol."
No, that is NOT the life of everyone else. Everyone does not go to college. Everyone in college does not go to parties. Not all partygoers go all out. (As I'm at work, I can't check the movie right now, so I don't know exactly what they do.)
Oh, and Chad and Stacy only exist in your heads.
Protip: Schmacked is an entertainment company selling partying as a lifestyle brand, and at minimum the students in the footage are being performative (they also have a general disclaimer that there's no alcohol or illegal drugs used in their videos, so the drinking scenes are definitely staged).
Also, try watching the video but muting it and playing different music, or imagine the ambiance for each clip past the second or so they last.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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