GOP will hold the Senate.
House race too close to call. Newly elected reps will be either Fuggernaut Freakazoids from the coasts or pro-Trump Dems.
If the House flips, blame suburban married White women and urban single White women. These dumb traitorous broads can’t resist the siren song of the lying scumbag Fake News media. The ZOGbeat of anti-Trump hysteria is taking its toll on the weaker sex.
As I’ve been saying for a while, our unregulated womenfolk will be the end of our nation. 2018 may seal the deal.
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Pro-trump Dems?
Or just lying to yourself, maybe...
If the house flips, blame Trump.
Trump has spent the last two years taking all the credit for everything else. Obama's economy, various business' decisions, the airlines being safer (He says it's because he was tough on the airlines, but in fact he's been Deregulating everything in sight).
Current projections suggests that the senate will go from 51-48-1 to 50-49-1 (the 1 is Bernie Sanders, who's independent but very liberal) and the house will flip to Democratic control (quite possibly giving an advantage in the low double-digits). However, with so many close races and a month and a half before the election, it's anyone's game for control of the Senate.
This year there's a potential for voting surges among young white liberals (who rarely vote) and black women (a large portion of whom don't vote because they live in places where democrats have largely ceded control to republicans). Potential voting surges often fail to materialize to any useful degree because of voting barriers or complacency, but if both of them happen to pan out, it has the potential to go something like 46-53-1 in the senate, and an advantage of around +25 votes in the house... an outside chance at this point, but who knows what will happen until then.
There's like, one "pro-Trump Dem" - Joe Manchin, who nevertheless votes with other dems when there's a call for full-party resistance. I'd be surprised if any more got elected.
Our unregulated Shateau Fartiste will be the end of his 'nation'. 2018 will seal the deal.
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Can you say 'Pro-Dem Reps ', Roissy...?!
You may say I'm a dreamer. But he's not the only one.
Notice I said he , Shatty? There are those who can turn .
Just as Moanafart did nary 24 hours ago.
And if there's more than one man who no longer worships your 'Emprah', it's already taking it's toll on the weaker side : the Alt-Shite.
"unregulated womenfolk" anything else you say is irrelevant. Your attempts to preserve your control over your unwilling subjects will be crushed. Your pride will be toppled. Your control will be shut down. I will spark a joint on the ruins of what once was the united states of north america, as we canadians help to rebuild your once great nation from the attempted fascist power grab. Just for your own sake, get the healthcare right this time ;)
....Fuggernaut Freakazoids.... image "COVER ME IN FUDGE-N-NUTS! I'M FREAKAZOID!"
@Skide : I, for one, welcome our new Canadian overlords.
Especially if it means that can finally get some proper bloody maple syrup.
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