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On the question of society's trust of men in general

Consult the male survival guide rule #10

Male survival in 21st century America:

1. Do not get married.

2. Do not have children.

3. Get a vasectomy.

4. Do not tell your sexual partners you have had a vasectomy.

5. Do not cohabit with any woman you are in a relationship with.

6. Do not ever be alone with a child for any reason.

7. Do not date or have sex with any woman who has a child.

8. Do not provide regular financial support to any woman.

9. Do not attempt to protect or help female strangers. If you see someone beating up a woman, walk away. Do not attempt to help her. Do not call the police.

10. Do not speak to or touch a child you do not know. If you see a child drowning, walk away. If you see a child being kidnapped, walk away. Do not call the police.

11. Do not speak to the police for any reason ever.

12. Carry a cell phone or other device capable of audio and video recording at all times.

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