If shitlibs don't back off their intensifying anti-White hatred signaling and mental illness, we will have another Civil War.
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And this time their side will lose.
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Allowing eight million out of the eleven million illegal Mexicans in the US to stay, thus effectively giving them amnesty . Not ensuring that Hillary Clinton would be in jail. And more besides.
With the shitlib you've elected, the only side that has already lost is yours .
The only one who hates whites is Donald Fart. What hero of the 'White' cause would allow millions of illegal immigrants to stay, and prevent your worst enemy from your righteous 'Justice'...?!
Why was sheriff Joe Arpaio ousted from his position, and replaced with a Democrat ...?!
You keep telling yourself that, boy.
I suppose it's impressive to see 1 of these idiots even acknowledge the fact that their side lost the first time. They would lose again, if for no other reason than they are stupid & easily outmaneuvered.
While your team may include a few Blackwater types, most of you are yahoos in pickup trucks with M15s. Sure, you can kill a lot of individuals, but my side has technological superiority. It would be pretty much the same scenario as the 1st civil war, except that this time 1/4 of the Union forces are POC.
So, you admit Lincoln, the guy who is responsible for ending slavery, would never be Republican today.
Although, come January, these guys will have the entire military sworn to obey their Emprah.
@ MephistophelesWill you allow sane refugees from the Republic of Derp if they secede?
With "Extreme Vetting"; maybe an I.Q. test, high school diploma, or a C average
edit; just to prove your not one of them , you see.
@Kuyohashi
"We don't have to take Florida too, though, do we?"
Nope, just New England.
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Although I suppose that California, Hawaii, Nevada, Oregon, Washington, and New York would want in on the action too. (And perhaps New Mexico, but they'd end up like Lesotho .)
@dxdydz: Someone remembered New Mexico is a state! (Long-time resident here, you'd be amazed...)
Anyway, if we're going to allow exclaves, you're going to end up with all the urban areas in the Southwest on one side, and all the rural areas on the other.
Except El Paso, which neither side wants.
@Meeeh, #1993746: Yeah, hey, wait - didn't we just do this part? I suppose after 8 years of a somewhat dignified President, most of the country feels left out again...
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Obama made everyone forget how bad Bush was
If by "anti-White hatred signaling" you mean calling you idiots out on your racist comments, yeah not happening.
"mental illness" People who swallow the batshit pumped out by Breitbart, Inforwars, ETC. have no room to judge others as "mentally ill".
"And this time their side will lose."
Since you can't seem to let go of a war that began and ended over a century and a half ago, what the fuck gives people like you the right to tell **anyone** to let go of **anything**, including this shitty election?
If I may, I implore Canada to accept NJ too. We have a rep as a buncha leg breakers, but this state is reliably blue & due to our close proximity to NYC, we are awash in money. We were the 3rd colony to sign the DOI. We also have The Boss, Bon Jovi, the Chairman of the Board & the legendary horrorpunks who inspired my namesake. We are one of the more educated states, & nowhere near the fattest. We have excellent food & a decent coastline. Many of us can even tolerate piles of greasy fries slathered in cheese & gravy; we just call 'em Disco Fries. You'll also be gaining the famed Fat Sandwiches from the Rutgers grease trucks. We even have our own hockey team! The Devils are named after our most famous urban legend, & they were/are still pretty decent on the ice.
We'll even throw this in for free-you won't have to take Gov. Harkonnen! Or if you choose to, you can melt him down for biofuel.
Mister Spak- I would sell a kidney to see that happen.
Gov. Creosote has been oddly quiet lately; hopefully our gelatinous governor is quivering in fear of conviction. 99% of Jersey residents would love to see that happen.
I just hope I've made my case. NJ would make a fine addition to the snowy north! We have awesome pizza, & if it comes down to it, we "can do a job for ya", whether it's pouring cement or breaking kneecaps.
What say you, oh gracious neighbors above the 49th parallel?
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