"QI" and "Mock The Week" were way ahead of you.
The former hosted by an Atheist - the very moist Stephen Fry - who penalised panellists for the most obvious answers (usually by Alan Davies [/'Butt Monkey']), the latter, hosted by an Atheist II - Dara O'Briain (the smartest comedian in the world, as he has a degree in Theoretical Physics) - who arbitrarily gave the most points to whichever team on a whim.
The fact that both are comedy quiz games means you lose The Game. I'm sorry, but you go away with nothing, but here's a copy of our home game to take with you.
...and you don't know offensive until you've seen Frankie Boyle on "Mock the Week":
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'...and that's how we can prove that Aluminium is gay.'
'I like it when there's thunder and lightning. It's the time when I fuck my girlfriend; I pretend we're taking part in the conception of the Antichrist.'
'The Bible says that if a man sleeps with another man, they should be stoned. It definitely helps.'
'North Korea has missiles that can reach America*. But only as far as Alaska. If they got nuked, who'd notice?!'
'The Catholic Church is opposed to sex education in school. As opposed to teaching the kids by, say, actually fucking them.'
'The Shoebomber? Pity he wasn't the Pantsbomber. He'd go to Paradise with 72 virgins, but then realised he'd blown his cock off.'
'The burqa is a sexual scratchcard, isn't it?'
'Ow, you're hurting me, Frodo! When I said 'destroy the Ring', I meant...!'
*- And this was years before North Korea had developed an ICBM. Does the foresight of a Scotsman - with glasses - offend you...?!
