To the Creator of the Universe: We are acting like high school kids who think we know better than you. I know you will have to teach us a lesson. I understand.
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It's a good thing most people, down deep, don't actually believe that imprecatory prayer (curses) work, because if there is a tragedy today, we'd be justified in beating the crap out of you for cursing your fellow Americans.
So what was the bottom right picture?
Also, i feel like Eric is the only one in need of a lesson here
@ Morningstar
That was Niagara Falls lit up in celebration.
And I wonder when fundies like this will realize that they sound like spouses in abusive relationships when they spout off stupidity like this? "I know you didn't want to hurt me, but I made you do it. I'll try and do better next time, but you still love me right?"
Beautiful photos!
Hey! My old hometown....except The Falls have been bathed in rainbow lights for years. Rainbows are a regular motif in Niagara lore. The mist refracts the light, after all.
I love all these rainbow-light bathed landmarks. The "Rainbow House" on ol' 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. is a beautiful site.
Pinkie Pie may be "Best Pony" to me but Rainbow Dash is high on my list, as well....[IMG]http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f226/SpukiKitty/MY%20LITTLE%20PONY%20-%20FiM/Rainbow-Dash-Pride-lgbt-27732208-941-623_zpsddakt44y.jpg[/IMG]
I know that the whole "Rainbow Dash Is A Lesbian" Meme has some unfortunate implications (Just because a gal is a 'Tomboy' doesn't mean they're gay). However, I have no problem with it because Applejack's a rugged, non-femmy gal, herself (but people don't mind thinking of her as Hetero, although 'Lesbian Applejack' can be a thing).
If people want to make Dashie a "Gay Icon", I have no probs with it. Dash can be the Gay Tomboy & Jack can be the Hetero Tomboy. Tomboys can be any sexuality or none at all....and Dash is a "Rainbow Flag" with wings & horsey-fuzz.
Wow, Eric, thanks for the photo of the falls. Beautiful! But Eric, once again you are acting as if you know better than us......
Creepy brown-nosing in the mistaken belief that Bible God gives a flying fuck what Hovind thinks anyway. To Bible God, the flickering tongue of Hovind is as a gnat lapping at a cosmic arse. Hovind licks in vain, as it doesn't even register with the King of the Universe.
Hovind's crass fantasies of being best friends with the universe's biggest bully is the stuff of lols and giggles.
Stockholm syndrome much? Also don't you think he has taught various lessons? I mean look at the progress that happened after dark ages when church held less power, various theocracies and homophobic countries are third world nations, etc. Maybe yoy need to listen more to God
(Doom Nugget)
(Rat perks up suddenly, a wild look in his eyes.) NIAGARA FALLS!!!
SLOOOOOoooooowly I turned...
To the Creator of the Universe: we are acting like high school kids. But if you think that's bad, you should have seen us in the past: medieval torture, the Inquisition, the crusades, and absolutely liquefying people with not one, but count 'em TWO nuclear weapons round about 1945.
I know you will have to teach us a lesson, but what the fuck has been keeping you for 5,000 years?
Then that makes God evil, ergo, we have to kill him, and if God is real, we will find a way to kill him.
TimeToTurn
Then that makes God evil, ergo, we have to kill him, and if God is real, we will find a way to kill him.
I think that it's in Isaiah when God got trounced by iron chariots. That being so a squadron of Euro fighters would soon put paid to him.
@#1825639:that much. Remember when he lost a wrestling match with a human and got noogied into giving them a blessing in exchange for his freedom?
SO! WHAT'CHA GONNA DOOOO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOUU , YAHWEH!?image
(SpukiKitty)
Actually, it's Chrysalis who's best pony, because she can be anypony she wants.*lascivious grin*
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Plus I can't imagine wanting her to change in the first place. I think Starcraft may have had a lasting impact on my taste in women. Seems like I fell out of love with one evil bug queen only to quickly fall for another. *sigh*
EDIT: Oops. Forgot my name. To enter it, I mean. Not- oh, you know what I mean.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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