Every single fucking movie has a fucking sex scene/kissing scene or other displays of affection in it.
I'm fucking sick and tired of watching that shit, it literally just shows what we will never have, it's like the universe just wants to fucking rub it in.
I fucking hate every single second of this existence. You literally cannot do anything without getting reminded of being an incel. Fuck this shit.
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Um, okay.
So, like, the majority of us HAVE sex, the movies SHOW sex, and you're taking all of that personally?
Ironic since you so desperately WANT sex.
You ARE aligned with the universe, sex sells, sex is important, sex is desirable. You just concentrate on being angry that you're sexless.
How's that working for you?
I'll put in this tasty gif of Baby-Benicio and Alicia Silverstone....
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[DJ Voice] "It's all a romance, partner; Live Free...Do Kiss!" [Dario Voice] "I'm gonna give her a niiiiccceee honeymooooonn!"
....I'M SUCH A TROLL!....
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...."Y' got dat right!"....
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...."Awwwwwww yeeeeaahh! S-S-S-puki!"....
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...."B'WAAAHHAHAHAAAHH!" (Uh; Y'okay, 'Dario'?)
MORE SMOOCHES FROM MY IMAGINARY HAREM OF CUTENESS!....
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"Show me, Girl, the Power of the Kissiness!"
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"All Girls shall KISS TO THE FIRST OR-DAH!"
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"Ventral Kisses hot!"
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"We are HORNY and we ARE PROUD! OWWWWWWWWW!!!"
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"Wank that to Kanjiklub!"
....I got Adam Smoochin', Domhnall smoochin', Sebastian smoothin', Tenni smoochin' during SEX and....Brian possibly fiddlin' himself in a library or something (If anyone here watched the TV miniseries version of A Casual Vacancy , please clue me in on this because my precious 'Guavian Death Cutie' looks more aroused than simply 'catching his breath' and considering the character he plays here, I wouldn't be surprised if he's spoogin' up a library).
DJ, Kylo, Hux, Mitaka, Campbell/Ten and Bala-Tik smoochies are great smoochies!
EDIT: FOUND THE SOURCE OF THAT SCENE IN THE LAST GIF! HOLY CRAP! MY HUNCH ABOUT THAT LAST GIF WAS RIGHT! BRIAN IS JERKIN' IT! YOU NAUGHTY BOY!
When every third word in your post is "fuck", it sounds like you're tormenting yourself. Sorry, I cannot make myself care very much about the fact that nobody wants to fulfill the sexual fantasies of a vulgar, bad-tempered, sex-obsessed adolescent who wallows in the misfortunes that he has created for himself.
Every single fucking movie has a fucking sex scene
Well, what else do you see in a porn film: a credible storyline? Fucking movies have fucking sex scenes.
Hello, is that the Department of Redundancy Department? I'd like to report a case of the derps by a manbaby.
Most people like displays of affection, that's why they are in almost all movies.
You'd think that f**king movies OUGHT to have f**king scenes, or they wouldn't be f**king movies, dolt.
Get a life, dolt! One that is not fixated on just one small thing.
Oh, and don't compare your life with the life of imaginary people in movie and/or media. Normal people's lives are not like the ones in movies.
With all this anger and frustration, the chance is that you'll stay an incel for quite some time. Normal people like pleasant people in general.
So I met this fucking chick, you see, in the fucking park, and we're walking the fuck
around until we come to this fucking park bench. So we're on the fucking bench, making
the fuck out and shit, and we decide, fuck, let's go get behind the fucking bushes and have sex.
Hey, Spuki, I always love your posts! ;-)
Maybe not the "cute guy" pics so much, but speaking of your post in this thread, I totally had a crush on Alicia Silverstone back in the day.
And I don't remember if I said it here or not, but I thought of you when I saw the "shirtless Kylo Ren" scene in the Last Jedi.
@SpukiKitty
You are the energy that drives FSTDT. Certainly one of it's most valued members.
Whatever you say sells itself . Especially when it comes to Argument Annihilation.
The only whores are those quoted. Otherwise they'd realise that if they didn't want whatever they say put here, they'd STFU.
@SpukiKitty
Hey Spuki, don`t you worry. Saw your crazy time post and it was pretty much nothing to fuss about.
I mean sometimes you all can see my posts while utterly drunk, once I just scribbled the begining lyrics of "Vultures Fly" as an entire post and fuck knows why did I do it in the first place...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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