As many of you may know, a lady across the street (who lives alone) gave me some cupcakes a couple of weeks ago. I didn’t really think anything of it, I just figured she was being neighborly. That was until yesterday, right before the scheduled True Capitalist Radio show.

There was 15 minutes before the broadcast, so I took my dog Templeton outside so he can take care of his business. I was out front walking him around then, out of the corner of my eye, this lady is walking towards me with a new batch of cupcakes. She approached me and says, “Happy Cinco de Mayo!” Then proceeds to give me a container of Cinco de Mayo themed cupcakes.

Being a nice, guy I took them from her and thanked her for the last batch she made me. She smiled and said that she enjoyed making them for me and that I should “stop by some time.” And then walked back to her house across the street.

So I go back into my house with Templeton and the cupcakes, and there was Mrs. Ghost waiting with a not so happy look on her face. Mrs. Ghost proceeded to ask me why that “bitch” keeps coming up to me and baking me things. I insisted to Mrs. Ghost that I’ve only spoken with this woman twice (both of the times she gave me cupcakes) and tried to calm her down; but Mrs. Ghost wasn’t having it. Mrs. Ghost wanted to go over to the woman’s house and throw the cupcakes in her face and to tell her to leave me alone.

Meanwhile, it was like 5 minutes till the TCR broadcast and I had a potential cat fight on my hands. So I did the man thing to do and I canceled the show and spent time with Mrs. Ghost. I promised her that I am not exchanging her confections for affection and that this lady is obviously trying to cause problems. She finally agreed with me and let it go after a couple of hours.

In summation, I had to cancel the show yesterday because some lonely broad across the street gave me some cupcakes again. I prevented a potential escalated situation and took responsibility for my home; it’s tough being a man! Why is it that women want other people’s relationships instead of their own? Woman are their own biggest haters!