@Puck: I've found horizontal dancing has no bearing on footwork on the dancefloor! Besides, in my bed, it's all about balance and swinging from the buidour chandelier (not so easy when participants are greased). :)
Gee, wouldn't clubbing be exciting if only the married people were dancing? Guess all the single people would be the ones leaving the establishment and going somewhere that doesn't suck.
Repress And Supress: That's The Slogan Of Today's Relgion!
This is reporter Harrington Davis at the sight of today’s mall shooting. I’m talking with Harriet Nelson who was a neighbor of the young christian boy, know only as Davey’.
HARRIET: “Well, he’s a nice, quiet boy, he likes to play with Goliath, his dog. They get along so wonderful. He always dressed nice, no colours that might get the blood going’. He never drinks soda, he don’t have friends that aren’t family or in his church, he never attends social events, dances, or has fun. His parents pick out his clothes, his music, decorate his room, and chose what programs he can watch on television. Only 7 minutes a day though. They bring playmates to his house, they homeschool him, and give him all the books that he needs, and none of the ones he wants. He gots no friends except for that dog. I swear, that dog and that boy are sure close. In fact, just this morning I heard some talking coming from underneath my porch. There was Davey playing Noah’s’ Ark’ with Goliath. I thought for sure there was another boy down there, but he said it was just he and dog, carrying on conversations about all sorts of things. Like stem research, mid-term abortions, homosexuals in the military, oh they have no end of things to talk about. But when I asked him about the conversation, he told me that god had advised him not to yet reveal his plan. He saluted me in the name of God’s Army and off he went with his little plastic guns and bottles with rags sticking out of them in the back of his Radio Flyer, like he was some kind of war hero.”
HARRINGTON DAVIS: “Uh, ma’am? Those were real guns. He, he just shot up the downtown mall killing 9 and wounding 16 before taking his own life. He’s dead, ma’am.”
HARRIET: “I never did trust them folks. Bunch of godless atheists if you asks me. And that boy still owes me five dollah.”
