David J. Stewart #fundie jesusisprecious.org

I HAVE NEVER FOUND A SINGLE MISTAKE IN THE BELOVED 'KING JAMES BIBLE.' (And neither did Dr. Jack Hyles by the way.) You can hear Brother Hyles for yourself say that in his MP3 sermon titled, “I FIND NO FAULT IN THIS MAN!” The King James Bible was my mother's Bible. It was Dr. Hyles' mother's Bible. The King James has been my only Bible since I became born-again at age 13. I was born-anew, begotten by the inspired Word of God! 1st Peter 1:23, “Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever.” How can that word not be inspired by God?

I am so sick of deeper-life theologians telling us that the Bible is not inspired today. Do you know why they say that? It is because they do not believe we have a perfect Bible today! Since they cannot reconcile having an imperfect Bible, with God's Words being perfect, they have to lie and say we don't have an “INSPIRED” King James Bible. If it's not the King James Bible, then prey tell me, which version is it? Is it the New International Version (NIV). Or how about one of these versions, expressed by their proper acronyms...

SUM OUT TIM ABP INT HEB PAR WRD PEO KJS CHI FUL SPL BAR CAL CLA DAR GIL GSB GUZ JFB KAD KJT MHC MHW SCO TSK WES NIV NLT ESV NAS GWT KJV ASV DRB ERV WEB WLC WLV WLO WLT BHS BHO BHT ALE PAL SEP SPU SPT VUL AKJ BBE DBY KJP OJB WBS NIV NLT ESV NAS GWT KJV ASV DRB ERV WEB WLC WLV WLO WLT BHS BHO BHT ALE PAL SEP SPU SPT VUL AKJ BBE DBY KJP OJB WBS YLT

Where do you think all those English Bible versions came from? If you guessed “THE DEVIL,” I'd say YOU ARE CORRECT!

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