A lot of people got a crappy deal from Satan. That's your choice to fall for the same lies that people have been falling for over the ages. Get smarter. Read some books, travel the world, and stop playing with yourself so much...perhaps then you can think smarter like us Christians. ;)
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This looks and reads uncomfortably like a pitch to appeal to young boys. Your message is one of failure and your advertising is creepy. I hope someone is keeping a close eye on you.
And don't quote "do what thou will" without giving the whole thing.
Am I the only one that thinks this makes good ol' Satan look like a pretty awesome guy? Certainly a lot cooler than gawd.
You know what, if I decide to become religious, I might just become a Satanist just because of this. Perhaps if I die then, I might just get send to Hell and have a "Hell of a time" with all the other "condemned".
...In seriousness, though, why do fundies keep attributing the good things in life with Satan and the bad things with gawd, and then try to pretend the latter is better? Are they really that insane that to them good is evil and evil is good?
#1933798: Yes, they are quite delusional. They are also horribly repressed as a rule and deeply envious of those who are not, which is why they preach that all the good things in life, all the little things that make life worth living that they deny themselves, are secretly pure Evil and should be annihilated and banned until nobody can even name them any more.
Must be a Jewish fundie; some of that comes from Jesus.
@#1933798
@ #1933798
You're new here, aren't you?
Satan owns all of Rock & Roll.dancing!!!!1@!!
Well, you've all read your Chick tracts, right? That's good ol' Mr. Siffer, he must have decided to start his own music career, got tired of managing the Green Angels.....
@Philbert McAdamia
"@ #1933798
You're new here, aren't you?
Surprisingly, not that new. It's just that I simply cannot grasp such insane thinking no matter how hard I try. It's not rational at all, and what is not rational does not compute for me. So therefore I have difficulty believing such people are real, even when I know they are.
"Treat others how they treat you."
So Satan wrote Luke 6:31? "And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise."
Yes, I know it's slightly different in saying "as ye would that men should do" and not "how they treat you", but still.
"Get smarter. Read some books, travel the world, and stop playing with yourself so much...perhaps then you can think smarter like us Christians. ;)"
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
If somebody actually follows this advice, they're actually more likely to reject religion. So who's thinking smarter?
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Iron Maiden's mascot Eddie the 'Ead controls Satan.
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And atop this Iron Chariot, guess who he's about to make his bitch next ...?! [/Judges 1:19] >:D
Since the Devil isn't real, he didn't say any of this stuff.
In the context of your fantasy world, are you sure that the Devil is the bad guy?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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