Christians may be on record saying they will not participate in marriage parody between two men or women, but if they are slurping down the vile homosexual grog that is pumped into their homes on their own dimes through cable t.v. and satellite subscriptions, they are hypocrites.
NO honest Christian should be subsidizing the Baal altar which is their television screen hooked to the ungodly t.v. program industry. It is ALL corrupt, even the so-called "Christian" ones. And even so, there is no cable/satellight company that ONLY provides Christian or family entertainment; they ALL pump in sewage as well, and your subscription is paying for it.
We have to learn to wean ourselves completely off the inane, mind-numbing boob tube entertainment box and begin, again, to fill our minds with face-to-face conversations with fellow Christians. If that won't satisfy us, we need to honestly evaluate the authenticity of our profession.
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Absolutely right! In fact, no True Christian should ever appear on the alter of Baal either. TV would only corrupt the word of Jesus.
And they should also stay off the internet, that spawn of gay atheists as well!
In fact, perhaps they should just pray in private and otherwise keep their pie holes shut.
I agree, people watch too much TV, as far as the rest of your ranting....bwhahaha.
"The Baal alter", priceless.
In some way I have to agree. I got rid of cable years ago because I was sick of paying $80 a month for crap programming. The rest is just typical "waahhhh, something I don't like exists in the world, I'm so persecuted!" crap.
Yeah, and you should stay off the Internet too. After all, the commie government (which happens to be more conservative than many other countries) recently took control of it from the captains of industry, right?
You'll have to remind me where to find the quotes from Jesus about followers being required to marginalize gays and watch censored entertainment in order to be considered "honest", because for the life of me, I can't remember ever reading any.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we've found a follower of David J. Stewart.
there is no cable/satellight company that ONLY provides Christian or family entertainment
TBN
And many, many more.
Christians may be on record saying they will not participate in marriage parody between two men or women, but if they are slurping down the vile homosexual grog that is pumped into their homes on their own dimes through cable t.v. and satellite subscriptions, they are hypocrites.
Wait, is it thrust down their throats or are they slurping it down? You really need to get your narrative straight!
But I like the phrase “slurping down the [
] homosexual grog”, has a certain ring to it.
perhaps there is no market for a purely christian values cable channel ?
what does that say about christians generally ?
The internet contains nastier things than cable tv, so why are you using it ?
Again.
They used to bitch about the television and movies in the 50s too, now they wax nostalgic about that wholesome family fare. The message is always couched in fearmongering rhetoric but it all boils down to this:
But then you wouldn't be able to watch your Fox News. Wait, that might be a good thing, a recent study shows that people who don't watch the news are more informed that Fox News viewers. Maybe these people will get more informed without a TV.
For some reason this reminds me of the rabid fundy mom who took the door off of her daughter's room (closet doors too), out of fear that if the girl had privacy, she'd masturbate.
Maybe it would be simpler to keep a list of things your religion actually does allow you to enjoy.
Nothing.
Sucks to be you.
NO honest Christian should be subsidizing the Baal altar which is their television screen hooked to the ungodly t.v. program industry. It is ALL corrupt, even the so-called "Christian" ones. And even so, there is no cable/satellight company that ONLY provides Christian or family entertainment; they ALL pump in sewage as well, and your subscription is paying for it.
We have to learn to wean ourselves completely off the inane, mind-numbing boob tube entertainment box , said the fundie using a computer.
@tfaddict
Nope, Veggietales is sinful and will send you straight to hell.
http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=31872
But Internet is good. True Christians can read great articles like Matt Barber's "Why We'll Never Bake Your Wedding Cake" letter to homosexuals and fellowship with each other on places like Rapture Ready.
Let's just ignore they have another tab open showing some slurping of the vile homosexual grog on their browser...
The televangelists of GOD TV would think otherwise, and they would now be pleading with the viewer not to cut them off or risk going to Hell.
God cares for all of its evangelists by convincing the followers to part with money in order to maintain a high standard of living. It's pretty ambivalent towards the poor though, as their poverty is brought on through spending their money recklessly, on needless things, such as evangelical preachers!
To all the people listing Christian channels, I think you missed the point. Thisoldspouse wants a cable or satellite provider that only provides TBN. The moral equivalent of DirecTV or COX.
Never mind that the infrastructure is pretty much a fixed cost no matter how many channels are on it.
Confused?
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