I went to the dollar store last night, to get some stuff my kid needs for Halloween. As I entered the store, I noticed a line at the register. Then I saw the reason for the delay. It was a nigger, of course.

This sow had forgot something and had to run back to get this big old tub of candy corn. Just what an obese diabetic needs. I dodged this other sow and found what I needed pretty quickly. This dollar store is right on the edge of fuxationville, and open until 11:00 at night. You don't want to be in there very long because you never know what will happen.

I get to the register ahead of the other sow, and I notice we're still bogged down. Turns out that now, the sow had forgot it's debit card and was outside retrieving that from the hooptie. It gets back in and of course the card had to be swiped 8 times before the machine could read it. Then there was some nonsense about splitting the payment between it's EBT and it's debit card.

The only reason I didn't just leave is because it was stuff for my kid.