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It is time to remember, the seventh of April, our victory before month May.
I can think of no reason, why this so-called treason should put Springfield in dismay.
An act of law that defied nature's course would have threatened our children's security.
As those who trusted in God above have voted for purity.
Though others decided to defy the law and take away our freedom of voice,
This act has been a failure as the people made their choice.
Whatever the case of our voting's cause this was all for liberty.
Identity of our populace should n'er dwell on sexuality.
God bless Springfield, God bless Springfield and our most holy cause!
I defy any discriminatory acts and anti-religious government clause!

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