Homosexuals in hell won't be able to practice their morally perverted acts that disrespect Almighty God's plan for man and woman to be together as husband and wife. Homosexuality is OF THE DEVIL, and homosexuals will PERISH IN HELL with their spiritual father, Satan the Wicked One. Just keepin' it REAL, you homo s.
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If God doesn't like homosexuals, he ought not to create any homosexuals. Are you saying that Satan is stronger than God?
Man and man can be together as husband and husband, and woman and woman can be together as wife and wife.
Who is homo s?
But if homosexuals are of the devil, wouldn't devil allow them to practice homosexuality in hell?
*Dr Reality's head asplodes*
Homosexuals in hell won't be able to practice their morally perverted acts that disrespect Almighty God's plan for man and woman to be together as husband and wife.
I'm getting married in two weeks to my fiancée. I'm not aware of any LGBT people trying to stop us.
According to the Bible, so will Buddhists, Hindus, people who have committed adultery, disrespected their parents, worked on the Sabbath, cheated on their taxes, checked out a woman's tits or made fun of a bald person. That's probably 95% of the human population.
and homosexuals will PERISH IN HELL
If they're already dead (which I assume is the case what with them being in hell and all), how do they perish?
According to your "book of morals", the following are just as bad:
Eating shellfish
Why is it you aren't vehemently complaining that those are "OF THE DEVIL" too? I've never seen your kind picketing a Red Lobster. Why the fuck aren't you telling people they will PERISH IN HELL if they do these things, too? Why aren't you "keepin it REAL" for those?
Dr. Reality
I'm betting on neither.
Why would Lucifer waste his time torturing fellow rebels against/victims of Biblegod? If he really wants to torture someone, I'd expect him to pick some of the fundies who got sent to Hell because they were unchristlike assholes who thought their bootlicking would get them a seat in Heaven.
As a matter of fact, forcing them to witness homosexuals enjoying a happy afterlife would probably be a very effective form of torture with bigoted pricks like you :P
...Just keepin' it REAL...
Yeah, like...whatevah! You're, like, totally bogus & totally wak, like fer suuuurrree! You think you're so fresh, my homeboy, but you're just illin'!
If your "Allmighty God" really wanted happy men and women, he'd not have arranged for all humanity to suffer and to be sexual orientation diverse by tricking Adam and Eve to send everyone to hell. Or it'd just be a demiurge, not deserving any respect. But he simply seems to be among the many deities created by humans. Meaning that he doesn't exist, neither does hell.
But it also says a lot about you, who's using religious rhetoric and scripture misrepresentation to justify your own bigotry and hate speech. Cite a verse attributed to Jesus that echoes it. You can't because you've made it up.
If you're really a Christian, you're also a hypocritical heretic, because he told you not to judge. If you have faith, just let God decide. Maybe the problem is that again, he's just absent. And you're a stupid bigot, not his creation.
Considering how incoherent this would be even for a Christian, Poe's Law came to mind. Then again, some humans are really crazy. Difficult to distinguish between the crazy and the parody of the crazy.
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