Even in my dreams I am incel
I cannot get laid or any action from females even in my dreams. I watched a chad get a blowjob from a cute girl in a classroom, in my fucking dreams. Can you believe that shit. I am utterly defeated.
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Well, the way you obsess over how much sex other people are having, I'd say this dream is not surprising. I mean, you can't go on the internet every day, all day long complaining about other people having sex without it affecting your subconscious.
Are you SURE you are attracted to women?
@Rocks: Hey, Ellen Page is in Inception, I could get into that.
Well, dreams do have a habit of reflecting real life back at you so your dream is probably just reflecting back the masculinity that you cannot achieve because of your childish behaviour and outlook (after all, this dream is set in a classroom).
And I thought my dreams were weird. Even the one I had about 13 years ago, where Mr. Crimson Ghost was cheating on me with a blonde nursing student named Debbie, despite neither one of us knowing any nurses or Debbies.
You really suck when you can't even get laid in your dreams. I guess now the phrase "In your dreams" no longer applies to this sad sack.
Learn to Lucid dream and then get up out of your seat and beat the shit out of Chad and take the girl. Turn into Goku, win a million dollars, whatever.
It's your dream, do what you wish.
“Even in my dreams I am incel”
“I cannot get laid or any action from females even in my dreams.”
“I watched a chad get a blowjob from a cute girl in a classroom, in my fucking dreams.”
“Can you believe that shit. I am utterly defeated.”
Confused?
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