Maybe if we let enough Muslims in, they will teach us how to throw gays off of buildings, so that Christians can bake wedding cakes again
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That makes no sense. Isn't the issue that some Christians don't want to bake specific wedding cakes?
Oh, and your sharia envy is showing again.
Charles C. Johnson: "Maybe if we let enough Muslims in, they will teach us how to throw gays off of buildings, so that Christians can bake wedding cakes again."
Fellow Fundie: "Hey! Chances are those buildings would be churches converted into mosques!!"
Charles C. Johnson: "D'OH!"
Most Christians have no problem with same-sex marriages, asshole; don't try to paint everyone with your own bigotry and prejudice.
Nobody has stopped the bakers from doing wedding cakes; the idiots have refused to bake wedding cakes.
At least they're admitting that they have a lot in common with Muslims, even if in a most disgusting manner.
I just can't wait until they realize that baking wedding cakes is not the most manliest profession, if you know what I mean.
One could say they're being brace and sacrificing in a lost market but when you see what they charge for a wedding cake,,,, one of the biggest rip off businesses going,,, the entire wedding industry is about big money for crap product.
On the other hand I'm sure some true entrepreneurs will do well here. There's simply got to be gay cake decorators out there, I mean c'mon. It's ridiculous to see these wife beater shirted shop owners going "I ain't makin' no cake fer no dang queer", arms crossed and mean looking like an ad for American Chopper, Pawn Stars or Duck Dynasty.
You're a fucking cake decorator!
Making a stand like this is an overcompensating monstrous fuck-off SUV move.
Because, apparently, now that gays can get married, no straight people ever will again.Is that how your insane fundie logic works?
So you openly admit you aspire to murder gays?
At least you're honest. I mean, you're still a homophobic, bigoted, detestable fucking halfwit...but you're an honest one.
You've managed to insult Muslims, gays, Christians, and bakers, all in one short sentence, thus setting a new land speed record for nasty gratuitous drivel.
Why, there it is! I never noticed that before!
Wedding Cake
1 5lb. bag of flour
... Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Pour batter into greased, floured baking pans. Throw queer neighbor off of roof....
Seems simple enough. Are the gays taking, "not getting thrown off roof" lessons from Asian Martial Arts Masters? ... and you think Muslims know how to get around this? Gonna be a lot of pie and cookies at weddings, I'm thinking. Just between you and me, I don't think the Muslims like you well enough to share their baking secrets.
Christians can bake wedding cakes now; if they cannot handle that some marriages are between those of the same gender then that's their issue. Homosexuals shouldn't have to pretend that they don't exist so that a Christian business owner (or owners) can feel comfortable when they try to make a profit. Besides, I suspect you wouldn't be making this argument if Christian bakers were refusing blacks service.
"Kuno
That makes no sense. Isn't the issue that some Christians don't want to bake specific wedding cakes?"
Of course it makes sense. You didn´t get it, that´s all. When all the gays have been thrown off buildings there won´t be any gays left for christian bakers to worry about so they can get back to baking wedding cakes without worrying about gay couples bothering them. Get it now?
Doesn't the Quran, like the Bible say "Death to non-believers"?
From the Muslim perspective, that would include christian bakers.
Sorry, Chuck, but if Christian bakers want to open their doors to the public, then they need to expect customers who don't always share their worldview. If you want to make money in the business world, you need to play by its rules.
I suspect this 'Charles C. Johnson' is the poor widdle 'Persecuted' & 'bullied' Christain baker True2God who put his 20p's worth in here: http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=106954 , especially what I said on the fifth page of that thread.
Notice how this quote here is from the 16th, and my post in the previous thread - with my mentioning how ISIS execute gay men by throwing them from high roofs - was from the 12th ? Coincidence? You decide...!
@Kuno, Mister Spak
Well, there's their complaints about 'Creeping Sharia' fucked, then. They're both the same. I'm reminded how -previously - if 'Boston was nuked', Duckturd Dumb would be 'dancing in the streets with the Muzzies'; yet, when two pressure-cooker bombs went off during the Boston Marathon, how he sang from a different song sheet then...!
@WWBFD
So many fundies say that 'Gravity is merely a theory ', so what are they afraid of; they only prove that they don;t have much faith in their 'faith' if they refuse to be the guinea-pig in such an experiment, therefore they are more Atheist than we Atheists are...!
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