i have a friend who decided he liked men (after being married to a wonderful woman for a long time and had 3 kids..etc etc) ... he was diagnosed with HIV which then turned into full-blown (pardon the pun) aids ... he then decided that being gay wasnt all its cracked up to be (pun not intended again) and he CHOSE to be straight. his aids is completely gone, as well as HIV... he and his wife are fine together. so umm... it is a choice. and he will tell that to anyone who asks...
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Hahahaha...he said "blown" and "crack".
Also, lying for Jesus is still lying, and it still makes you a douche.
"i have a friend who decided he liked men (after being married to a wonderful woman for a long time and had 3 kids..etc etc) ... he was diagnosed with HIV which then turned into full-blown (pardon the pun) aids ... he then decided that being gay wasnt all its cracked up to be (pun not intended again) and he CHOSE to be straight. his aids is completely gone, as well as HIV... he and his wife are fine together. so umm... it is a choice. and he will tell that to anyone who asks..."
Wait a second. Let me get my hip waders on 'cause the shit's getting deep in here...
[some speed-metal Megadeth for Larkyn]
You're a liar, liar, liar, everyone can see
Or not, since he doesn't exist.
Ninth commandment, bitch.
This is actually the first time I've heard this type of lie: miraculous total remission of HIV due to sexual orientation?
Wow, America must be super-special then. Try explaining how this happens to all those straight kids in South Africa who are dropping like flies from this shit.
i have a friend who decided he liked men...
(after being married to a wonderful woman for a long time and had 3 kids..etc etc) ... he was diagnosed with HIV which then turned into full-blown (pardon the pun) aids ...
he then decided that being gay wasnt all its cracked up to be (pun not intended again) and he CHOSE to be straight.
his aids is completely gone, as well as HIV...
he and his wife are fine together.
so umm... it is a choice.
and he will tell that to anyone who asks...
You're either horribly ignorant or a flat out liar. Take your pick.
Try explaining how this happens to all those straight kids in South Africa who are dropping like flies from this shit.
Oh, that's because they aren't Saved. Americans are Saved because we're a Christian Nation. Well, except for people blue states. They aren't Saved. Also, Darwinists, atheists, Catholics, and Rock and Roll musicians.
Show us some hard evidence or we'll have to reject this as more pseudo-medical quackery. Show us the guy's test results, before and after his "conversions." Also, do you really believe that you understand the disease process of HIV? Based on your rant, I think I've met 10-year-olds who had a better comprehension of immunology than you.
You're a sick, lying, fucking piece of wasted, rotting shit!!
That never happened to anyone. 'Teh AIDS' just 'don't go away' and your god has never healed a single AIDS patient.
They all die. FUCK YOU.
For those that don't get the "puns," allow me to explain:
"blown," as in "blow job."
"cracked," as in (I assume) "ass-crack."
Both of which are apparently necessarily gay references. *shrug*
Regardless, they were neither actual puns, nor were they at all humorous. :-P
"his aids is completely gone, as well as HIV..." Cite, please?
I mean, someone who actually went from being HIV positive to being HIV negative can't have escaped the attention of the medical community, who've been trying to find a cure for HIV infection for over 2 decades now....
Sorry, but I can't believe this. It sounds so ridiculous. Guy is straight, then goes gay, then gets AIDS, then goes straight again, and the AIDS goes away magically?
Also, your puns are immature. What are you, in the fifth grade?
Your friend isn't gay. He's bi. Bisexuals exist, too! Why don't we ever get any attention? D:< Agh.
Also, I wish to punch this person through the Intarnetz. AIDS is a retrovirus, not God's Divine Punishment that will then be lifted like your grounding for sneaking out of the house last week. Get it through your monstrously thick skulls.
I'm just going to add to the chorus:
You're a fucking liar. And if your friend will tell that story to anyone who asks (assuming he even exists), he's a fucking liar too.
Once you've got AIDS, you aren't getting rid of it. It can be controlled with drugs for a number of years, but there is no cure and you will eventually die. Larkyn is lying, or is abysmally ignorant.
Am I just being obtuse, or does anyone else not get what her pun was supposed to be?
lolz, wow, that's so convincing. "Deciding to be gay" apparently gives you AIDS (hint: it's an acronym) now without even barebacking a few questionable sluts and "deciding to be straight" is somehow magically a cure for a rapidly mutating retro virus. Too bad reality doesn't work like this.
EDIT: Learn what puns are. Also, the phrase 'no pun intended' is supposed to be used when speaking when you realize that what you said would likely be interpreted as a pun but that was not your intention or you couldn't find a way to write around them. Your 'puns' make no sense and are crowbarred in.
Wow. God can just get rid of AIDS? What a hateful, malicious, vengeful human being god he is. He has the ability to just get rid of AIDS and he doesn't. That's one fucked up god you won't find me worshiping, ever.
Oh yeah, no I'm SURE his AIDS went away...
when he died.
Ignorant fascist asshole with sheep mentality is what you are.
"I have a friend"? Now that is the start of a certified True Story, surely!
You don't suddenly decide you like men after being married for years. You know this from when you are a teenager, but you suppress it because you think it's "sinful". Then, after 10, 15, 20 years, you can't take the suppression any longer, and reveal the True You.
Where's the pun in AIDS? It's one of the least fun things you can experience, dumbass!
His AIDS is completely gone? Riiiight! Like I said in the beginning; stories beginning with "I have a friend" is bound to be True, for sure!
The lies get the FSM so upset he goes right past al dente. Takes him a while to recover.
spontaneous remission of HIV , call the papers !
If your "friend" has been together with both men and women, then he's a bisexual, neither gay nor straight.
AIDS and HIV don't spontaneously disapear. Most people contracting AIDS right now are heterosexuals in sub-Sahara Africa.
> he decided to be gay
1. Being gay is NOT a choice.
"he and his wife are fine together.”
So, A couple were married, with three kids, and the guy announced he’d rather fuck some men. It would take a MIGHTY liberal woman to be okay with that. More likely she felt humiliated, betrayed, and heartbroked.
Confused?
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