I believe that witchcraft is real. Before I came to the Lord I practiced black magic, mind control and transcendental meditation... All of these powers are linked directly to demonic spirits. I had actual conversations with demons.
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Did the demons say, "Duuuuuude, like, Joey musta cut that weed with some heavy shit, man!"?
You do know that just because you believe it, that has nothing at all to do with whether or not it's actually true, right? So why don't you go talk to James Randi, prove it, and collect your $1,000,000. Or do you already have enough money?
Put up or shut the fuck up.
My Mom was a practitioner of witchcraft, and she can back this stuff up.
She then explained that NONE OF MODERN MEDIA ENCOURAGES WITCHCRAFT. THE CLOSEST THEY GOT WAS THE FIRST HARRY POTTER BOOK, AND THAT DIDN'T EVEN TEACH ANYWHERE NEAR WHAT YOU PEOPLE CLAIM.
So don't worry everyone. I'm sure most of you figured this out by now, but Harry Potter and D&D will not get you possessed by demons, whether they exist or not.
“I believe that witchcraft is real.”
“Before I came to the Lord I practiced black magic,”
“mind control”
“and transcendental meditation...”
“All of these powers are linked directly to demonic spirits. I had actual conversations with demons.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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