(Racists on Niggermania have made their own haikus, they're not very good ones!)

(school)

School year opens soon
Kids happy to learn and play
Please please no niglets

(television)

T-V ads are on
Jigs and humans interact
Where, pray tell, is this??

(night time in the niggernest)

Rainin' cats and dogs
But headin' out to the sto'
I'm outta Newports

(nigger food)

I love fried chicken
But you can have the drumsticks
Need me some white meat

(crime scene)

Nabbed grabbin' a purse
Leroy be callin' Sharpton
He din do nuffin.