Many years ago I stood up against the teaching of evolution at my school. I refused to go along with the bunk, and today (since I believed in Jesus then, but was not saved) I may have done even more. On those papers and such, I wrote what the teacher wanted, and then put that it is a lie as God created everything. God said and it was so! I put bible verses at the top and off to the sides. Before we compromised in that way, I stood up several times and preached to the class that the bible says...and God created. I spoke about Noah and the rainbow. Evolution is a big lie and it is certainly not scientific!
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(since I believed in Jesus then, but was not saved) And about half the class thought you were a dumbass.
Only half, Napoleon? (I suppose it depends on where. Back home I'd bet it would have been 95%, but in the South ... well, I don't really want to know the answer to that, I guess.)
Evolution is a big lie and it is certainly not scientific obviously , someone who brings up the bible in their high school science class is qualified to be the judge of what is or is not scientific.
You stupid wankstain.
I don't understand why Creationists always wonder loudly to themselves about why people believe evolution since it isn't "scientific."more scientific than the way evolution has been researched, revised, refined, and developed. It's the very model of science.
I think that the Creationists have simply redefined the meaning of the word "science" in order to decry what they refuse to consider.
Creationists are fucking losers. They are in complete denial that science is replacing religion, so they close their ears to all logic after forcing YOU to hear their desperately flawed opinions. What about cave men skulls? What about the tail bone- one of the only remnants of our primate descent? They know deep down the there isn't a god, but for some reason desperately (and usually angrily) defend religion!
I put bible verses at the top and off to the sides not a legitimate authority on matters of biology. It is merely accepted on faith as an authority by members of certain religious sects.
I stood up several times and preached to the class that the bible says...and God created. I spoke about Noah and the rainbow.
Did vinsight also explain how the supernova SN1987A only appears to be 169,000 light years away because the "speed of light must have changed"? Or did he leave that out so he could bamboozle his classmates into thinking he actually knew what he was talking about?
Sorry guy, Evolution IS scientific. Other thing is that you want to live in a shell. And nobody says that God didn´t create the universe, only that NOT in seven days or that he created speaking snakes, for example, or a woman out of a rib. That is indeed not scientific, no matter how little scientist you are.
I feel sorry for the teachers who have to put up with self-righteous, proudly ignorant punks like this guy. Teachers aren't paid nearly enough to have to cope with stuff like this, especially on top of the regular demands of the job.
And everyone in your class hated you and gave you wedgies. Even the small, sickly ones.
Everyone gave this guy wedgies. Even Niles and Frasier Crane.
@ Crimson Lizard & Quantum Mechanic
Naw, he got the "F" when he tried to prove that bats are birds, hares chew the cud and insects have four legs.
THEN he cried "persecution!"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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