I could care less if 10000 or 10 million "christians" beleave in evolution...this Worlds way of explaining away every supernatural event of God is pathetic.
If God did not create MAN...then...
there was no Flood...
So continue to live in a fairy tale land of Half truths and prideful attempts but when the Day of the Lord roll around the Corner you can explain to your 10000 "christians" that its all just a mass hallucination...
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John the Baptist, IIRC, is mentioned in extrabiblical sources, and let's not talk about Pharaohs ...
Spot on, X-2!
<<< there was no Flood... >>>
Just once I'd like to see a fundie who didn't toss the idea of "original sin" into everything they say. The idea that someone is born sinful and that believing in god is a "Get Out Of Sin Free" card just rubs me the wrong way. Whatever happened to taking responsibility for your own actions? Oh, wait, why do that when you can blame it all on some invisible, all-knowing force so it's never YOUR fault :P
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Yay, personal responsibilities. Let me tell you a little story:
there was no Pharoh... Erm. There were Pharaohs, but if you mean the Pharaoh as described in Exodus, CORRECT
there was no Moses... Probably CORRECT. Certainly no extra biblical evidence.
there was no David and Goliath... Probably CORRECT. Certainly no extra biblical evidence.
there was no John the Baptist... Probably CORRECT. Certainly no extra biblical evidence. If he did exist, he was probably a rival of Jesus, not his forerunner.
and there in no remission fo sin without a supernatural Ressurection.... CORRECT
Sweet mama jama, I've figured it out! All of the religious fundies are being tricked by the Decepticons (disguised as religious figures) into wiping each other out until we destroy each other. Then the Decepticons take over the planet, then ..., and finally prophet.
There were a lot of pharaos; we have their mumies to prove it.
We're not the ones living in a fairy tale land, dearie; you are.
Good, so if you don't "beleave" in evolution, when you get sick from the latest superbug (that by your opinion couldn't have evolved) we'll just give you some 60 year old antibiotics. You ok with that? These old antibiotics worked just fine 60 years ago, so you should be fine, right?
What? You say they're not working? Sorry, that's all you get. You must be really sinful and evil, because those antibiotics should work. Your superbug couldn't have evolved according to you, so you better start praying.
We'll keep all of the latest antibiotics for those that "beleave" in evolution.
“If God did not create MAN...then...
“there was no Pharoh...”
“there was no Moses...”
“there was no David and Goliath...”
“and there in no remission fo sin without a supernatural Ressurection....”
“So continue to live in a fairy tale land of Half truths and prideful attempts but when the Day of the Lord roll around the Corner you can explain to your 10000 "christians" that its all just a mass hallucination...”
Confused?
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