As I pull into the gas station, I see a nigger pumping gas into it's shit box 90's caprice; rattle can painted metalic-piss purple something, wif 20-something inch "looks at me" rims and curb feelers (didn't those go out of style in the 70's?).

It had pulled into the pumps in the wrong direction, but left the spot open if you were to pull in the correct way. Well I took the opportunity to inconvenience this nigger. I pulled into the open pump spot.

I took my time to clean my windows, then pump my gas. I noticed the nigger go in to pay fo it's gas (and possibly steal something).

When I was done with pumping, the nigger was coming out and it had a blue bottle in one paw and a paper funnel in the other. The blue bottle had an orange cap and label that read NOS in big letters and Energy Drink in smaller letters under the NOS. (Yes people, this is going where you think it is, because niggers are dum as a box of dried jenkum)

Said nigger puts the paper funnel in it's gas tank and I see it open the blue bottle and begin to pour the NOS energy drink into his tank. As it is standing there, I'm staring at it in disbelief, it looks up at me and it ooks out: "Dis her be sum good sheet for da car! make it go fast!"

I just shook my head, and went in to pay for my gas. I told the owner (who is a human of Indian origin) what I had seen and he said "Stupid Niggers!"

When I came out the nigger was in it's piece of shit, revving the engine, trying to get me to move quicker. So I decided to check my oil and other fluid levels.

The nigger started tapping his horn, as if that was going to make me move any quicker. The nigger ooked: "Com'n on mang! Iz can't back dis car up and Iz got to be go-in I've got shit to du!"

So I finished up checking the fluids and backed out to let the nigger go since it don't know what the "R" on it's gear shifter means. It took off and I ended up following it for a while (at a distance and not on purpose I was going to the grocery store and it happened to be going the in the same direction).

About 5 minutes, after leaving the gas station, the niggers car stalled out ahead of me. This pavement ape didn't pull off onto the shoulder (we're on a 4 lane divided country road with a divider median and shoulders) it just fucking stopped in the lane it was driving in.

The car behind it swerved into the left passing lane to avoid a collision.

As I passed it, I slowed down, it looked like it was having a cat 3 or 4 chimpout in his hooptie. I could see it was throwing shit around and banging on the steering wheel and dashboard.

That made my day!! =)