Richard Weddel #racist girlschase.com

[From an article entitled How to Have Sex with Latinas. The original article comes with hyperlinks. Didn't include them here coz I can't be bothered]

Before we get into the thick of it, let me share with you the challenges Latinas pose:

    They’re the flakiest women in the world
    They’re easily bored if you are too stagnant
    You must be dominant with them
    You’ll have an easier time with a little language skill - it goes a long way
    Again, stressed for importance— Latin women flake, ALL the time

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 Latin women are crafty little devils. Ingrained into them by their culture is the want for a macho man, a dominant male, or an alpha male.

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because Latin women are coming from poorer environments, the risk of not getting sex because you’ve been placed into the boyfriend zone is lessened; instead, when you seem like a reasonably stable mate, you’ll actually see your odds go up - rather in contrast to what you see with Western women.

Trippy, isn’t it?

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My first bit of advice is goes back to language, because nothing turns a Latina on more than hearing some raunchy sayings in her native tongue.

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If you absolutely must be in control sexually (I sure as hell don’t!), then she will still sleep with you

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You won’t have to persuade her or coerce her into giving you oral sex before sex; she’ll do it without asking. Reciprocating that love isn’t essential, but if you don’t mind doing so ( I sure as hell don’t!), then I advise you to do so, because she will definitely keep it in mind when she’s pleasuring you next time.

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