[Scribe believes this is an original "argument"]
According to the theory of evolution, we evolved from apes. If that were true, then why do apes exist today? Wouldn't they have evolved into humans as well? To me that itself is proof that the theory of evolution is a sham. I believe that God created the world myself, as do most people on this board. I have never heard anyone mention this before though and it just occured to me.
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Seeing statements such as this makes me wonder:
Wait, didn't we shoot down this argument before? How long ago was that? Sorry, I totally lost count of the number of years that was ago. Not that I was counting, but I think I had a rough idea in my mind somewhere.
And finally, what mode of communication do creationists use? Do they use celphones, internet or two-way radios? Or do they use morse code, mirror signals and bumpkins riding on donkeys delivering messages on napkins to people?
I'm asking this because apparently I'm still waiting for Fundie A to start telling Fundie B that Argument X has been shot down by Sane Person A and should not be used again.
Maybe it's a lag.
I doubt it, Aesmael, but I bet you could teach her a pretty basic religion!
Now it's time to pray before banana, Koko...
When will Christians learn that Christianity is an Heliolatry.
The Son of God.
The light of the World.
The morning star.
The Good that shines on all.
What does this all say? God is the Sun. The Sun is God. Christianity is all about Astronomy. The 12 desiples that reprisent each month. The birth of Jesus on the 25 december being the Winter Solstice. And Easter being the equinoctial point that lies in the constellation of Pisces. The 3 day death and rising of the Sun. And guess who is a Pisces? Jesus stupid. That's why Christians wear the fish symbol. And guess what's opposite the Pisces? The Virgo. Or the Virgin. What was Jesus born of? The Virgin. Good boy.
This story is repeated many times in the Bible. Samson, Johnah, Moses. And other Sun worshiping religion. Horus, Buddah, Amen-Ra, EL.
Moses couldn't look at God to long or his eyes will get burn. Gee what could that be? The Sun perhaps.
According to History, Americans came from Englishmen. If that were true, why do Englishmen exist today? Wouldn't they have become Americans as well? To me, that itself is proof that History is a sham. I believe that Americans have always existed.
And another thing: They tell me I come from my parents. But my parents still exist today! Shouldn't they have become me also?
They tell me beer comes from grain. But even though I have beer in a cup, I can look out the window and see grain!
They tell me fish come from the sea. But I have fish in a aquarium right here, and I can look out my upstairs window and see the sea!
According to the theory of evolution, we evolved from apes. If that were true, then why do apes exist today?
I don't know who originally came up with this, but my favourite reply to this one has always been; 'If we were created out of dust, why is there still dust?'
“According to the theory of evolution, we evolved from apes”
Close enough…
“If that were true, then why do apes exist today?”
Evolution means changing from the original. Nowhere does it state that the original can’t remain.
“Wouldn't they have evolved into humans as well?”
Part of evolution is ‘isolation.’ So, no, those apes that humans were isolated FROM wouldn’t have access to the same mutations.
“To me that itself is proof that the theory of evolution is a sham”
You’re being bone-ignorant of the theory is in no way a reflection on the theory.
“I believe that God created the world myself, as do most people on this board”
And how’s that working for you?
“I have never heard anyone mention this before though and it just occured to me.”
Holy crap you’re insulated from realityl
According to the theory of apes, we evolved from evolution. If that were true, then why do apes sex it today? Wouldn't humans have evolved in a well? To me that is the roof that the theory of evolution itself is a toy MASH set. I believe that Dog created my world shelf, as do most people on his boat. I have never heard Andy Nero mention this for the bough and I just occured to pet me.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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