Strawman: There seems to be a misunderstanding, judge. The jury says I "murdered my husband." I don't look at it that way, the way I see it, all I did was "terminate my marriage".
Judge: "Terminate your marriage?" You shot him in cold blood.
Strawman: I decided I wasn't ready for the commitment, OK? I have important life goals he would have interfered with. This was a tough and private decision I had to make for myself. Besides, nobody's gonna tell me what I can and can't do with my own body! What, you hate women, judge? Is that it?? You don't trust us to make decisions?? You think we're some second-class citizens you can rule over??
Judge: You killed your husband. You're going to prison.
Strawman: ANTI-WOMEN! SEXIST! MISOGYNIST! EXTREMIST! WAR ON WOOMMEENNN!
CNN: Woman jailed by anti-choice judge.
(Alt text: Judge, he was really just a clump of cells in its 99th trimester, anyways...)
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