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Theist "logic":
Every single grain of sand in that castle was planned to be there in its exact place at that exact moment from the beginning of time as part of a grand cosmic overplan that encompasses every single particle in the universe, all orchestrated by an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, universe-creating being who's too concerned with whether penises are penetrating anuses to be bothered with curing diseases and genetic defects, ending hunger or preventing genocide.
Also the beach it was built upon only came into existence last Tuesday.
Hey, Mickey, I have this amazing concept that might help you understand evolution. It's called "natural selection". Yes, fellow commenters, I know he's being willfully obtuse (which hilariously enough is what the Romans 1 quoters accuse us of being).
It's funny how most aesthetic scenes in nature can be explained by natural processes. Mountain ranges can be explained by the the theory of Plate Tectonics and orogenesis. Stunning outcrops of bedded sedimentary rock can be explained by sedimentation, diagenesis, a change in environment , Walther's Law etc. . Sheer cliffs can be explained by coastal erosion.
It's funny how the odds on particles coming together to form a complex structure with a meaningful shape is drastically low, and all observations indicate that such constructions have only been built by life. There is no documentation of supposedly real acts of magic outside of holy books; God has to take credit through the acts of humans. If God wants to be taken seriously as an architect it needs to master its own trade by itself.
In a world where a religion and belief in a God is entirely based on a contradictory book with provable errors and Dogmatic nonsense created not in the book over 1800 years or so, mostly the last 200,,,,,
Why yes, I HAVE TO TOTALLY BELIEVE EVERY RIDICULOUS CLAIM NOW!
RIGHT DR BROWN?
Actually, it was designed mentally due to random ideation and sifting out ideas that don't work, leaving only ideas that could, and building over and over until a semi-functional castle is made.
Evolution at its finest.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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