(after someone on the Kirk Cameron board referred to God as him/her)
God is a HIM and HE has a BIG WHOPPING, HOLY, RIGHTEOUS PENIS.
He is abhorred by your misrepresentation of Him in the blasphemous quoted statement, and also by your implication that He approves of your evil worldviews and lifestyles (actually, He sends evildoers who abide by such evil worldviews & lifestyles straight to Hell after they come to His Judgement Seat).
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Okay, I agree with shy. Navaros is either going off of the deep end, or he's just a poe.
Still, in case he's serious, "what does god need with a penis"? No, seriously, what would an omnipotent, formless, cosmic entity need with a gender, let alone genitals? I never understood why people are so obsessed with labelling their deity with a single (masculine) gender. Even if it has a (mental) gender, you'd think that, due to being omnipotent, it could change it at will... Then again, that would make god a genderfluid and heavens forbid that's acknowledged as a thing.
Sorry for going off track, it's just that I don't get it. I'm male myself, but I just don't understand the whole "my gender is supreme" crap.
Gen 1:27"So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them."
So, God's image must be female too and SHE has a BIG WHOPPING, HOLY, RIGHTEOUS CLITORIS.
I guess the Bible is blasphemous as well...
Goddess is a HER, and SHE has a BIG WHOPPING, HOLY, RIGHTEOUS HORN.
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Celestia: 'Remove Penis'
Eleven days to go. Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock...!
Bullshit. I've seen the goddesses and they're definitely mares. Mares often portrayed with big, whopping cocks, I'll grant you, but still mares.
EDIT:@Anon-e-moose
This "GOD" has no spouse or female counterpart. There is no reason, no logic for such a "GOD" to have a sex.
Just one of the huge problems with a singular deity. Pantheons make much more sense. But then, these are the clowns that think they're getting mansions and all provided with Nascar on their immense big screen TVs after the worlds gone to ruin.
I don't know why everyone is considering this to be so ridiculous. If you look in the Shiur Qomah literature (late-antique proto-Kabbalsitic books that originated in Rabbinic circles), it gives the precise physical dimensions of every part of god's body (his arm, leg, etc.) including his penis and testicles. I haven't looked at it for a while to recall the precise measurements but the units are millions of parasangs (a Parthian unit of distance), which if you covered it to modern notation comes out to be a penis several astronomical units long.
Navaros has been posting things like this for years, but this particular post is from yesterday.
I think he's having what behaviorists call an extinction burst, now that IMDb is shutting down.
I've never been quite sure whether Navaros is sincere, or a character someone created to troll IMDb. If he's fake, he's devoted -- he has lots of posts just commenting on shows and films, with no religious nuttery at all.
>God is a HIM and HE has a BIG WHOPPING, HOLY, RIGHTEOUS PENIS.
Can you draw us a picture of it?
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@Helena
True story: a friend was a reference librarian, and once got a call asking what the record size was for a penis. They decided to treat the request with a straight face, and found the information he wanted in a medical tome.
A couple of days later, the same voice was on the phone, rather subdued, asking "Er...how...how do you convert centimeters to inches?"
@Pink Jackboots
Is that in Trump Tower? Is this where he goes to tweet, and to toot?
Navaros; Let me ask you something....
The Bible says that God is a spirit and The Bible also says that both men and women were made in God's Image. If women are also made in God's Image, then it makes sense that God is androgynous.
Every person...biologically....has a Mother and Father. If God is our Father then God would also be our Mother.
I'm sure you're all for "Healthy Families" being "A Father and Mother", right? Why would you want God to be the Wingnut's definition of "Unhealthy and Deviant"?
What is it about the Feminine Principle and all it's power, beauty and glory that terrifies you so? Does not The Masculine Principle require the existence of it's equal and opposite The Feminine Principle?
Why do you hate God's Holy and Righteous Vulva?....[IMG]http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f226/SpukiKitty/All%20Reactions%20-%20All-General/lingam1a_zpsqa4jngrr.jpg[/IMG]
Finally; You sound ridiculous. Since you're on IMDB, Shouldn't you be discussing....you know....MOVIES AND TV SHOWS?!!!
Confused?
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