We would like to make the first effort against McDonald's, take away 50% or better of their business across the country until such time as they apologize for the comments they have made against those that oppose homosexuality, leave the homosexual chamber of commerce, and make it their policy that open homosexuality is not acceptable in their operation. As long as the homosexual doesn't tell and doesn't ask they would be welcome as employees. But if they are bothering other employees and customers they would not be, and McDonald's would reserve the right to dismiss them.
God does not think this is an unreasonable goal. The pro gay forces say they can't be stopped, boycotts won't work because people support them. We must prove them wrong! God wants you to lead in this effort. Again He would like you to raise millions of dollars to purchase coupons from other restaurants for free meals and hand them out to the elderly and the poor as part of our Presidential campaign. If you and your aides could be passing out coupons for Wendy's, Arby's, and others throughout Washington saying "Have a free meal from The Polley For President Committee! Elect God's Candidate!" that's the way We want to campaign.
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Yeah because we all know "teh ghey" is contagious and people working in the food industry should be straight. </sarcasm>
Also, moral issues aside, if McD's makes themselves look like the good guys, then that means they'll get more customers, which in turn means more turn around and profit. Fucking business 101 dude.
Go ahead and boycott McDonald's. I'm sure you business is but a drop in the proverbial bucket to such a huge, world-wide company.
P.S. Clog you arteries at Wendy's or Arby's. As long as your killing yourselves, I'm happy.
Yes, how dare they take a stance for equality and against bigotry. The sheer nerve of them, shouldn't be allowed. Isn't proper. They should support hate and prejudice at all turns cause that's what's upstanding and moral.
(LDM)
"I just ate dinner, yet suddenly I have a hankering for a Big Mac."
Screw that, LDM. Go for the McRib while they're still in-season! *licks lips hungrily*
But if they are bothering other employees and customers they would not be, and McDonald's would reserve the right to dismiss them.
Gays have the right to tell someone they're gay, just as a Baptist has the right to tell someone they're a Baptist. Gays don't have the right to hit on someone after they've been told to stop. McDonald's has the right to fire someone who does that, just as they has the right to fire a heterosexual male if he bothers other female employees and customers. That's called "sexual harassment", and it is illegal for both gays and straights.
So your argument is a "straw man".
"God does not think this is an unreasonable goal."
Newsflash: You are not God. You are, however, just as much of an asshole.
Oh boy, another one of these
Yeah, your type shows its true colors when they call up random branches and threaten to kill everyone there like some did my store.
I'm still waiting for these changes you fuckers brainstormed on that McD's was supposed to do four years ago when this was an issue.
I'm betting these ideas are the same that you dreamt up about Obama locking christians up in death camps.
"God wants you to lead in this effort. Again He would like you to raise millions of dollars to purchase coupons from other restaurants for free meals and hand them out to the elderly and the poor as part of our Presidential campaign."
Gerald, did you forget that you are not god?
"If you and your aides could be passing out coupons for Wendy's, Arby's, and others throughout Washington saying "Have a free meal from The Polley For President Committee! Elect God's Candidate!" that's the way We want to campaign."
Please don't. I work at Arby's and I don't want our lobby filled with people like you.
You shouldn't eat McDonald's because it's turning you into a fat, slob, with man-tits. And it doesn't taste good. And McDonald's has questionable business practices, and a bad environmental record. But oh no, the only problem you have with the pig slop is that they are willing to let queers buy it, and serve it too. Oh, the horror!
""Have a free meal from The Polley For President Committee!"
This could be considered vote buying, which is very illegal. It carries a fine of up to $10000, and up to 5 years imprisonment. That's on the Federal level, which includes D.C. States, and some localities also have their own laws concerning it as well.
So much wrong - first, ANY employee bothering other employees and customers should be dismissed.
Second - this guy hears God? needs his dose increased.
You make it seem like God's a dick-headed bumpkin of ill repute. Similarly, your wife makes John Lennon seem like a talentless drunken amateur hack with a tin ear. Although, that doesn't in any way take away my enjoyment of your gibberish.
"leave the homosexual chamber of commerce"
You go, Gerry, the C of C is totally gay! And therefore, so are all the Republican candidates they fund!
Union members, however, are stud muffins.
Oh. Voices From Schizophrenia, again.
Hmmm... now I want some McDonald's, just to piss these guys off.
The nerve of those gays! Wanting to eat and serve food, those bastards! And shame on McDonald's trying to increase their customer base and employee pool!
God does not think this is an unreasonable goal.
Clearly he does because he's done jack shit about it. Then again, "god" is just code for "my over-inflated ego" and nothing makes that more evident than his uncanny ability to agree with absolutely everyone on everything even if two people support mutually exclusive positions.
"But if they are bothering other employees and customers..."
Right. Because each Happy Meal comes with a coming out story or a blowjob on the spot.
Polley provides such tasty crazy.
Part 1
We would like to make the first effort against McDonald's, take away 50% or better of their business across the country...
Methinks you grossly overestimate your numbers. If you think your pitiful boycott will make even a noticeable dent in their profit margin, let alone enough for them to say uncle, you are more deluded than I thought.
...until such time as they apologize for the comments they have made against those that oppose homosexuality, leave the homosexual chamber of commerce, and make it their policy that open homosexuality is not acceptable in their operation.
Guess what, bucko. Everyone has the right to a safe workplace, free of discrimination, harassment, or the threat of an arbitrary firing because of who you fuck. Yes, this even includes TEH GHEY.
As long as the homosexual doesn't tell and doesn't ask they would be welcome as employees.
Horseshit. You make our sexuality your business. If it was live and let live, we wouldn't have the issue.
But if they are bothering other employees and customers they would not be, and McDonald's would reserve the right to dismiss them.
And rightfully so...provided they are ACTUALLY bothering other employees and/or customers, and not offending them by being in the presence of a gay guy.
Part 2
God does not think this is an unreasonable goal.
You speak as though you are privy to his every wish and whim. Tell me then. Where is it that states that Leviticus is valid when it comes to homosexuality, but not...say...shaving or cutting your hair?
The pro gay forces say they can't be stopped, boycotts won't work because people support them.
Gee, people think that firing people who are otherwise competent, capable workers because of their sexuality is wrong. Who knew?
We must prove them wrong! God wants you to lead in this effort.
Oh. He parted the clouds, and spoke to you?
Again He would like you to raise millions of dollars to purchase coupons from other restaurants for free meals and hand them out to the elderly and the poor as part of our Presidential campaign.
Have fun with that! So you push them away once. Then what? Are you gonna keep supplying them with coupons until the man complies? If you're working on the elderly and the poor, you're kinda working on the wrong demographic, too.
If you and your aides could be passing out coupons for Wendy's, Arby's, and others throughout Washington saying "Have a free meal from The Polley For President Committee! Elect God's Candidate!" that's the way We want to campaign.
Yup. Forget the real issues...a poor image abroad, two fruitless wars, and a national debt that is threatening your imminent demise as a country. Trying to sink a company for not persecuting the gays is the number one objective here.
"take away 50% or better of their business across the country"
McDonalds could commit literal genocide with direct machine gun fire and you'd still not have them losing 50% of their business. Your pathetic cause is nothing, you'll realise that Americans like their junk food a lot more than church.
"We would like to make the first effort against McDonald's, take away 50% or better of their business across the country until such time as they apologize for the comments they have made against those that oppose homosexuality, leave the homosexual chamber of commerce, and make it their policy that open homosexuality is not acceptable in their operation."
Because that worked so well when you did it to Disney.
Since religious fundies like you are generally at the lower end of the economic scale compared with most gays, it makes more sense for corporations, McDonald's included, to invite business from gays. The loss in business from fundies will be hugely offset by the gains from the gay community.
That's the nature of capitalism. Sucks to be you.
We would like to make the first effort against McDonald's, take away 50% or better of their business across the country
Oh boy, a boycott! You fundies should know by now that they never work. McDonald's won't miss the business of a few thousand people across the country when they've got millions of customers every day worldwide. Just look at the AFA's boycott against Pepsico for a businesswide policy of tolerance toward sexual orientation. The boycott didn't change Pepsico's policies in any way (which are partly mandated by federal law), but the AFA claimed victory and ended the boycott anyway. In reality, they probably realized it wasn't working.
and make it their policy that open homosexuality is not acceptable in their operation.
Sorry, but federal employment laws mean that you can't fire anyone for being openly gay. Not even in the military any more.
But if they are bothering other employees and customers they would not be, and McDonald's would reserve the right to dismiss them.
It already exists. It's called sexual harassment laws.
Again He would like you to raise millions of dollars to purchase coupons from other restaurants for free meals and hand them out to the elderly and the poor
According to your bible you should be doing this all the time, not just when you're pissed off at a certain business. But there still won't be enough people doing this to make a difference in McDonald's revenue.
The 'We' in his speeches, is the Voice of God, spruiking about how it wants people to vote for Gerald. God is the subordinate member of the partnership, trying to do Gerald's will. Of course, Gerald's only trying to do God's will... insofar as it occurs to him to decide what God's will is. A for instance, of course, is the way God decided Gays are evil, because of the way they keep tempting poor Gerald.
Still, neither God nor tinkerbell will ever be able to get Gerald elected.
"If you and your aides could be passing out coupons for Wendy's, Arby's, and others throughout Washington saying "Have a free meal from The Polley For President Committee! Elect God's Candidate!" that's the way We want to campaign."
I'm pretty sure that's illegal. You're not supposed to bribe people like that. If someone knows more this area of law, please comment.
I also love how they ignore the blatant environmental issues, human rights issues, manslaughter, outright murder and everything else wrong with McDonald's.
"God does not think"
That part's accurate, if you're his spokesperson.
As an aside, I haven't been to a McDonald's in decades, but, like others have said, I'm getting a hankering for a Big Mac..
"take away 50%"
You're really overestimating your level of support.
"until such time as they apologize for the comments they have made against those that oppose homosexuality"
Someone cue the "Help we're being oppressed!" pie chart!
"boycotts won't work because people support them."
Unfortunately. There are actually many things McDonald's could be boycotted for that I would support. Teh Gay is not one of them.
Wow, it gets fundier!
Polley wants to rename our country "The Dragon Of The Spiritist Republic".
He ran as an independent for president in 2008 and is running again in 2012. He says he's psychic and gets messages(voices) from God.
Great. This means I have to start eating at McDonalds. Sigh. There goes my waistline.
Also, any employee, gay, straight, bi or other would be disciplined for harassing other employees and/or customers. Get your head out of your ass!
Dear God,
Your followers are running around going crazy again. I really think it's about time you made it abundantly clear to them what you really want them to do. And if I may make a suggestion, this time you might want to try coming down and speaking to them directly instead of your usual method of speaking through psychotic nutjobs.
Your friend,
Joe Mama
God does not think this is an unreasonable goal.
God told you that? Why not boycott Red Lobster for serving their Seaside Shrimp Trio? After all, the Bible says that shellfish is an abomination, too. In fact, you can join an organization and picket them, just like the Westboro Baptist Church pickets military funerals!
Is there a homosexual chamber of commerce?
Being open about who you are is not the same as bothering other employees and customers. I have both friends and co-workers who are homosexual. If no-one else had informed me about their sexual orientation, I would not have known it from their behavior.
I have had effeminate and butch co-workers that were straight as a ruler. You just can't judge a book by its cover, Gerry dearie.
If God didn't want any homosexuals, he would have abstained from creating any homosexuals. End of fucking story!
The poor probably couldn't care less about whether a free meal came from a company who employed homosexuals or a Religious Right company. They probably couldn't care less whether the company employed ET:s or cows or fundies. When you're starving, you're not that picky, really.
Grab a Smurf or a Fop,
Grab a Bottom or Top,
Tell me what does it mean?
Ron McDonald's a Queen!
You deserve a break today,
So Get up and get away,
To McDonald's, McDonald's Mc-Don-alds!
Targeted marketing. It's the next logical step. Sorry Polley, you're out, LGBT is in. Money talks, bullshit walks.
Probably should boycott McDonald's because it's simply bad for you.
Also, they are all proabaly one corporation anyway... so your efforts are moot.
Well, this is a free country, my dear fundie.
Nobody is forced to buy any product from any company you don't like, for whatever reason. Go ahead, boycott McDonalds. Nobody is forced to eat at McDonalds. It's good to live in a free country, isn't it? *Secular* values are a nice thing, aren't they?
Personally, I don't think that your boycott will be even marginally successful, but feel free to prove me otherwise.
"Open homosexuality"? What does that mean? Are people having sex while working at McDonald's now?
Good grief... homosexuals aren't anymore sex crazed than you idiot Christian males. I think gay people are LESS likely to come on to someone, cause they aren't sure whether someone will want to kill them or not.
Also, get over yourself, idiot.
"God does not think this is an unreasonable goal"
There's got to be something wrong with this sentence. Starting with the idea that an all-powerful being thinks in terms of what is a "reasonable goal" and what is not. Ending with the idea that the author actually knows what God thinks.
I have some things to say about this.
1.) Gay people are everywhere. He might be the dude behind the register at the grocery store. She might be the lady taking your vital signs at the doctor's office before being seen. They look, act, and think- well almost, like you. Like everyone else has said, you and your supporters boycotting McDonalds is not going to make a significant impact in the way they do buisness, Gerald.
2.) I do worry about this guy's mental health. These here are his wikipedia and myspace pages that lead to other links. It makes you think about why exactly he was able to get T.V. and radio time.
I think this guy abandoned "Fundie" for "Outright Lunatic" a long, long, looong time ago ...
"... take away 50% or better of their business ..." - Yeah, how's that working out for ya?
Not, you say? What a surprise.
It will certainly help to treat your customers as diseased animals. I would prefer to think that any employee making sexual comments or advances to a customer would be disciplined or fired.
I hate it when the young women working there treat me like a piece of meat, hit on me and grope my ass. :)
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