H.P. is the most vile book series ever written. There is no more evil entertainment book(s) than this. Simply putrid.
The stench of these books is nauseating.
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Fucking hell. The Harry Potter books suck, yeah I'll give you that, but they are heavily influenced with the Christian morality along with the struggle between good and evil. If you read it, just once, then you have right to talk about it. But clearly you haven't, now shut up.
"There is no more evil entertainment book(s) than this."
No, I'd say the bible wins the 'Evil Entertainment Book' award hands down.
Cheeses, don't anybody let SoF read Last Exit to Brooklyn, or Naked Lunch, or American Psycho .... his head would likely burst.
How dare a series of book teach children that no matter where their skills lie, that they are special. How dare a book show a protagonist that is so kind, he refused to use any fatal force against anyone...even his mortal enemies. How dare a book show good triumphing over evil. How dare a book show a child that unity amongst friends is a good thing.
I mean seriously. What ARE we thinking if we want our children to learn these sinful things?
The manuals for certain computer software used to have a nauseating stench. Thank the IPU they went to a different kind of ink.
Anyway, would you prefer that children read a book that glorifies genocide and teaches them that a wife can be acquired through rape or purchase and then has to treat her husband as though he were God? I'm speaking purely hypothetically, of course.
"H.P. is the most vile book series ever written."
You haven't read many books, have you?
"There is no more evil entertainment book(s) than this"
Don't ever read anything about the Borgias or De Sade if you want to keep that little delusion.
"Simply putrid. The stench of these books is nauseating."
I'm going out on a limb here and assuming you read them in the bathroom. News flash: It's not the books. You might want to see a doctor about that.
There is no more evil entertainment book(s) than this.
O RLY?
Off the top of my head, four books for your consideration:
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Let's see...four bilious, nauseating books by truly psychopathic assholes used by other psychopathic assholes to justify violent crime and fuel gleeful fantasies of mass torture, the remorseless slaughter of the innocent, and a future filled with horror and blood. The Turner Diairies was at the heart of the Oklahoma city bombing. "Hunter" was the seed of the idea behind the founding of The Order, a neo-Nazi terrorist group. And the "Protocols" was used to justify the murder of millions of human beings for no sane reason.
However, you decided to go with your gut and choose to call a book series about a young wizard with the highest respect for life who uses uses magic to fight evil and save the world "vile and putrid." Okay.
You really have no connection with reality, do you? Die in a fucking fire, zealot.
First it was D&D that was the Devil's work.
Now, it's Harry Potter.
I'm surprised more Fundies aren't getting up-in-arms about World of Warcraft being "Satanic".
(I mean, at least there they might have a point. WoW is a total time sink.)
Mine smell just fine... You know, you should only buy books from authorized distributors and preferably not in dumpsters or public toilets. Alternatively, there are several products you can use to get rid of that smell, they work like a charm!
Actually, my copy of the sixth book did smell nauseating.
And, trust me, there are many books that are more 'evil' then Harry Potter, especially by your standards.
I'm surprised more Fundies aren't getting up-in-arms about World of Warcraft being "Satanic".
(I mean, at least there they might have a point. WoW is a total time sink.)
And don't forget that warlocks can summon and control demons. Oh my non-god, WoW is teaching sorcery! :P (I'm a bad student, though: my undead warlock hasn't been played since she reached level 18, months ago. So I can't even summon a succubus, I'm stuck with a foul-mouthed runt of an imp and Grunty McDumb the voidwalker)
Actually, I suspect ShieldOfFaith might find H. P. Lovecraft's work preferable: in Lovecraft, magic is usually portrayed as Something Man Was Not Meant To Dabble With, which is close enough to the fundie position.
Okay then, read "Justine, ou les malheurs de la vertu" (1791). If you think J.K. Rowling is putrid, the word "sadism" was coined from the author's name...
I can think iffhand of much more vile books than those of Hewlett Packard or even Harry Potter.
Marquise de Sade, most erotic fiction (not romance novels) The story of O.
You really should expand your choices in literature.
"H.P. is the most vile book series ever written. There is no more evil entertainment book(s) than this. Simply putrid."
What's the difference between "Harry Potter" and the Bible? One is about a great heroic figure who uses amazing powers to fight for the side of Good against Evil; it sells by the shipload, is loved by all ages, is a great inspiration to it's readers, and has many films based on such. The other is about a fictional being.
"The stench of these books is nauseating."
You like to sniff books? Kinky. What next, ShitOfFaith, you perv? Little girls' bicycle saddles...?
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"Ten bucks that this guy has NEVER read the books."
Remember the "Satanic Verses" malarkey? To a man, all those mad mullahs who publicly burned such admitted that they'd never even read it. Oh well, at least Salman Rushdie & his publisher had their money...! >:D
My physician has read "The Satanic Verses", and he says that it reads more like an extended episode of "The Twilight Zone"; he even has a copy on the bookshelves in his surgery, he likes it that much.
He is a Sufi Muslim .
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