[After a new member introduced himself to the forum, and stated he was gay, and a Christian.]
Isn't that like saying I'm a thief....but I'm a christian ? or I'm a liar...but I'm a christian, or I do witchcraft...but I'm a christian. Before you say I'm judging you. I am not ,but can you picture yourself standing before The Most High and saying you honestly thought it was ok for a man to put his penis in another man's anus, which is what homosexuality is.
Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination......
And before you call me homophobic I am not scared of homosexuals.
And don't try and tell me that homophobic means someone who dislikes homosexuals, I don't do double-speak. If i was agoraphobic i'd be scared of open spaces, if i suffered from arachnophobia, i'd be scared of spiders, so how does adding the same suffix to homo have a different meaning all of a sudden.My beliefs about homsexuality are not 'irrational' they are based on scripture.
I'll be praying for you.
And welcome to the forum.
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As to Leviticus, if that is true, how come girls are so skittish when it comes to anal sex? You're supposed to do it! Is says so in the bible! ;) 'a man as with a woman'
"And don't try to tell me what the meaning of 'homophobic' is, for I have my own meaning!" dipshit.
My beliefs...are not 'irrational', they are based on scripture! BAH-hah-hah-hah-ha*cough-cough*snicker*hah-hah-ha-ha! You are HILARIOUS!
At least for a condescending prick on a high horse. And, welcome to the forum.
Before you say I'm judging you. I am not ...
Sure he is - he just equated being gay with being a thief or a liar.
Deut. 22:22 says "If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, [both] the man that lay with the woman, and the woman ... " If you accept that passage, then a third of the Christians in the world need to be put to death. Sure fundies are homophobic. Otherwise, they wouldn't be so obsessed with homosexuality, as opposed to all the other things the Bible equally condemns.
Besides, since when is the Bible the last word on moral justice? There's Deut. 22:23 "If a damsel [that is] a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; 22:24 Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die ...". So the Bible calls for executing a woman if she gets raped in the city. How many people would honestly accept that as just and fair?
And before you call me homophobic I am not scared of homosexuals.
Many people, including gays themselves, admit that "homophobic" is not the best word to describe people who are anti-gay, since it technically means "afraid of sameness" or even "afraid of humans". But the accepted definition of an English word doesn't change just because it doesn't "reverse-engineer" back to the same meaning in Greek.
Um, I'm not expert, but doesn't the babble say something about all men being sinners? So then by isi4h's logic, nobody is a christian.
Well, as long as we're following old testament law...
Deuteronomy 13:12-16 (New International Version):
"If you hear it said about one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you to live in that wicked men have arisen among you and have led the people of their town astray, saying, "Let us go and worship other gods" (gods you have not known), then you must inquire, probe and investigate it thoroughly. And if it is true and it has been proved that this detestable thing has been done among you, you must certainly put to the sword all who live in that town. Destroy it completely, both its people and its livestock. Gather all the plunder of the town into the middle of the public square and completely burn the town and all its plunder as a whole burnt offering to the LORD your God. It is to remain a ruin forever, never to be rebuilt."
So stop with your picking and chosing of which bits of the old testament you're following. God seems like an all-or-nothing kind of person to you fundies.
"...a man to put his penis in another man's anus, which is what homosexuality is. "
No, that is an act of homosexual sex, while homosexuality itself is an orientation. Homosexuality means that you are attracted to people of your own gender, it doesn't dictate which sexual acts you must perform.
In my layman's opinion, fundamentalist obsession with anal sex must be rooted in dominance/submission thinking, like gay sex in prison populations. In that context, it makes sense that homophobia is driven by fear, the fear of being victimized by a stronger male. That also explains the paranoia about the Gay Mafia subjugating straight society.
[After a new member introduced himself to the forum, and stated he was gay, and a Christian.]
Isn't that like saying I'm a thief....but I'm a christian ? or I'm a liar...but I'm a christian, or I do witchcraft...but I'm a christian.
Not only are you guilty of committing the No True Scotsman fallacy, you also committed a straw man fallacy, by comparing the love for the same sex with stealing another man's property or telling lies.
Before you say I'm judging you.
I am not
Oh ok, you're not judging. Right.[/sarcasm]
but can you picture yourself standing before The Most High and saying you honestly thought it was ok for a man to put his penis in another man's anus, which is what homosexuality is.
No, homosexuality is attraction for the same sex, that's it. And god doesn't exist.
Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination......
"God said it, I believe it, that settles it" Man, i love the way fundies just parrot their sacred texts.
And before you call me homophobic I am not scared of homosexuals.
And don't try and tell me that homophobic means someone who dislikes homosexuals, I don't do double-speak. If i was agoraphobic i'd be scared of open spaces, if i suffered from arachnophobia, i'd be scared of spiders, so how does adding the same suffix to homo have a different meaning all of a sudden.
"Homophobia is the fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals. It can also mean hatred, hostility, or disapproval of homosexual people, sexual behavior, or cultures, and is generally used to assert bigotry."
Fundies always hate something they're afraid of, or that they perceive as a threat.
My beliefs about homsexuality are not 'irrational' they are based on scripture.
They're based on your particular fundie interpretation of Bronze Age mythology, rather than on scientific discipline
I'll be praying for you.
Translation: I pray that God will punish anyone who disagrees with me or deviates from my conduct of life.
Well, I'll go along with his linguistic objection to the common use of the term "homophobia" and its various related forms. The rest of this, however, clearly shows that he is a bigot -- and that's a term he can't even remotely defend himself against, because it is fully appropriate.
~David D.G.
Translation: I hate you because your life is slightly different to mine and that makes me uncomfortable. I also want to brutally murder you for your disgusting sexual proclivities, as evidenced by the fact that I quoted Leviticus 20:13 which commands the death penalty for dirty faggots. But, since I've got a rubber spine, I didn't actually include the bit about killing gays. That would just be rude.
So instead I'm going to feign politeness for the sake of my reputation as a True Christian, and only judge you if I add a little disclaimer which says "I'm not actually judging you here - it's called helping, faggot".
I'm also going to pre-empt any accusations of homophobia, since the etymology of the word implies a fear of gays.
But this is just to cover the fact that I'm awfully afraid of you, since my pastor directed me to parts of the Bible which told me you were vile and sinful. And I know that the Bible is the absolute, unequivocal truth since it says right there in the Bible that the Bible is true. So there.
In conclusion, I hate you and wish you would die under the weight of a gigantic boulder, rolled down a long steep hill by Jesus, the bastion of love and acceptance.
"And welcome to the forum"
Which of course makes his whole anti-gay rant so friendly. "Remember friends, whenever you kick the shit out of a homosexual, always offer him a kleenex afterwards. It's the Christian way."
Maybe that's been misinterpreted all this time, and it's the other definition of "lie". Therefore, God is just saying that a man can't tell another man "No, honey, I promise it won't hurt, and that I'll still love you in the morning."
Isn't that like saying I'm a thief....but I'm a christian ? or I'm a liar...but I'm a christian
Am I alone in hearing the logical extension of that being,
I'm a politician, but I'm christian.
And I have a friend who will sneak up and hump his leg, bet he'll be afraid after that.
Well, I eat lobster and wear a sweater half poly half cotton, and I´m a Christian?, by the way, why are there so many pastors in jail, IF THEY ARE NOT CHRISTIANS?
I thought that Christians, who follow the New Testament, were supposed to listen to Jesus, who basically was around to say that the laws of the Old Testament weren't valid in that black and white sense anymore and said that it was impossible to live that way. Hence the tolerance and loving people parts. Go read the Bible and leave people who aren't like you alone.
Check the prisons, isi4h; they are FULL of Christians who are thieves, liars, mother-rapers, father-stabbers, and all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly things that the man you claim to follow as a savior has already forgiven for all their multiple heinous sins. So what makes you so special as to hold ANYONE (especially a fellow believer!) in contempt, if HE has forgiven them?
~David D.G.
Wait, wait, wait, so thieves, liars and murderers can't be Christians? That kind of defeats the point of plenary indulgence, don'tchathink? Half the appeal of Ye Olde Christendom was that it would take anyone, so long as they tithed and maybe went on the occasional Crusade.
Screw this, I'm worshipping Huitzilopochtli. At least the Aztecs were CONSISTENT about what it took to get into their deeply unpleasant underworld.
Okay, you're not a homophobe. You're still a bigot -- what, did you think dodging one buzzword would make you immune to criticism?
Is it an abomination for a man to put his foot in his own mouth, or is that still allowed? Can you picture yourself standing before the Most High and saying you honestly thought it was okay to ram your head in your own anus, which is what this post is?
Hey, my girlfriend "does witchcraft", is a christian, and is a better person that you'll ever hope to be.
Yeah, an atheist and a wicca-christian, it's a struggle sometimes, but we have some great debates.
Female homosexuals do not put their penis in another female's anus. And they are still homosexuals, so you are wrong.
Agoraohobia is to be scared of crowded public places, whether they are open or not. Language change over time, you know, not all words have kept their original meaning. Like, for instance, the word "gay"...
I'll just call you stupid and ignorant, then.
"Isn't that like saying I'm a thief....but I'm a christian ? or I'm a liar...but I'm a christian, or I do witchcraft...but I'm a christian."
Or you're a bigot (1 John 2:9-11)... but you're a Christian. Or you're an idiot (Ephesians 5:15)... but you're a Christian. Or you haven't given everything you own to the poor and trusted in God to provide (Mark 10:21)... but you're a Christian. Or you're scared to drink a pint of Draino (Mark16:18)... but you're a Christian.
And gosh darn it if my "tests of a True Christian(tm)" aren't based on scripture too!
You are not irrational because you base your beliefs on scripture? Are you fucking serious?
And oh, fuck you and welcome.
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